The amfAR Gala was last week, which is when a bunch of big celebs get together and raise money and awareness for AIDs, which, of course, is a great cause. It’s typically a pretty classy event, but to celebs like Miley Cyrus and Rihanna, even the classiest parties are still just an excuse to black out with your rack out.
Miley and Rihanna showed up wearing the above ensembles. Now, don’t get me wrong, I love titties, especially Rihanna’s, and absolutely no part of me is surprised that Miley and Riri showed up to this shit showing the majority of their breasts because that is legit their thing. If I don’t see Miley and Rihanna’s tits at least once a week it must mean that I’m in a coma. However, I can’t say I’m overly impressed with either of these outfits. Ladies, if you’re going to go tits out, at least do it with a nice outfit.
Both of these?outfits were designed by Tom Ford, who was the man of honor for the par-tay, and I’m super surprised because I usually find his?designs pretty nice. I don’t COMPLETELY hate Miley’s outfit, but Rihanna’s is a total fucking mess. It’s like someone stepped on a purple glass?Christmas bulb, glued?the shards on?the tits of an American Apparel bra,?then used some duct tape to attach a sheet to said bra. It is NOT the look. Actually, both outfits scream of “This dress was made with some sort of tape.”
You know, it wasn’t until the amfAR Gala that I began to realize just how alike Miley and Rihanna are:
– They both love showing off their boobs
– They both love weed
– They both love grabbing and gesturing to their genitals on stage
– They’re both sure into crop tops
– They both have only?decent enough singing voices, but have people writing really great songs for them, hence their success
– They both love getting random tattoos all over their bods
There is basically no reason why these two bitches aren’t best friends forever yet. They should 100% do a duet together and release a video and it will have more tits, ass, and weed than any rap video to date! Now THAT’S something I want to see. Can you imagine a video of “Pour it Up” meets “Wrecking Ball”?! Deal with THAT for a second #mindblown