Chad Kroeger is legitimately the biggest douche nozzle in the entertainment industry and I fucking hate him. I mean, when Avril Lavigne, who is so fucking annoying I’d rather shave my pubes with a rusty, used, cheap ass daisy razor than listen to her speak, doesn’t even want to be around you, you know you are the absolute fucking worst. Earlier this month, a genius British man started a petition to ban Nickelback from ever playing in London (how has every major city not thought of this?!) Chad’s response:
All these critics, they’re just tireless. They keep ragging on the band. If they had stopped writing all this stuff about us, there would be no controversy left in the band and we probably would have died out years ago. They don’t know that they’re still responsible for us being around today.
It’s just like a few years ago when he went on this big tirade about how Nickelback doesn’t suck. Dude, the haters aren’t keeping you alive. You’re not around today! EVERYONE HATES YOU! YOU ARE AWFUL! STOP TRYING TO MAKE NICKELBACK HAPPEN! AND NEVER EVER AGAIN COVER A LED ZEPPELIN SONG OR I WILL PERSONALLY SUE YOU! JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND GO AWAY! (great, now I need to calm the fuck down)