A few months ago, I posted a list of six celebrities who needed to calm the fuck down. You know, people like Kanye West and Oprah. Well, here’s the thing about celebrities: they’re really bad at chilling the fuck out, so I figured I’d do a part two and discuss six new celebrities that prove that they too need to calm the fuck down.
I won’t post any repeats from my last list, even though I do think those six people need to chill (this Instagram fight with Iggy Azaela is absolutely ridiculous, Snoop Dogg, calm the fuck down!). No, these are six totally different celebs that need to put an Ativan in their coffee in the morning, you know, how I get through my day.
Nicki Minaj
To the surprise of no one, I think Nicki Minaj is totally fucking insane. But her video/song “Anaconda” has really pointed out how fucking delusional this bitch is. The song is a bit of fun for the first minute and I love a video that features a lot of great butts, but when a woman who famously?has boob and butt implants, while still having a thin toned waist, legitimately sings “fuck you if you skinny” then cackles like a witch on crack, THEN gives a weird ass lap dance to a guy she claims is like her brother (Drake, duh), I can’t help but think “Damn girl, you need to calm the fuck down!”
Terri says
True thing! :v
Jen says
lol some of these are so true, but you need to calm the fuck down as well.. -.-
lol not telling you my name says
lol some of these are true, but stop spouting bullshit about different celebrities, and let’s be honest, hasn’t everyone said at least one thing they wish they hadn’t in public? wouldn’t YOU wish people just FREAKING GOT OVER IT? and dude, if jenny mccarthy wants to fuck the least attractive wahlberg brother, then fucking let her… just because you might think the others are hotter, doesn’t mean that she does…
Jenna says
lol.
YOU need to calm the fuck down.
Staggo Lee says
I really despise Jenny McCarthy. The rest of the people on your list are the predictable usual suspects, but McCarthy? She is the cause of great childhood suffering. She’s no joke; she’s a menace. No wonder the rest of the Wahlbergs hate her.