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Jessie J Wins Loads Of Rubbish MoBO Awards

by Michael Park

Jessie J was one of the big winners at the MoBO Awards in Glasgow, winning in four of the five categories she was nominated in and leaving music industry insiders asking “Who will win next year when everyone’s forgotten about Jessie J?” Of course, hecklerspray would have brought you a nice report of the whole [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

REEM or D*REAM? Folded The X-Men Guide To Puberty – Thank god. How would we ever have coped without it? Rihanna’s Been Censored – OH GOD NO!!!! Who Is Football’s Biggest Tit? – Andy Dawson asks the question on everyone’s lips. Will Self – Would anyone ever be able to live on without seeing him [...]

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Cosmo or Compo? Folded Vote ‘Spray! – We’re nominated for a Cosmopolitan Blog Award and sure, usually we’re not interested in accolades but… well… actually… yeah. We’re total award whores. Vote for us under the ‘Celebrity’ category. Go now… go on… we’ll wait. Stickman – Draw a stickman and follow a wonderful little story through [...]

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Top 7 Non-Humans We Really Shouldn’t Want To Do It With, But We Do

by Si Sharp

Here at hecklerspray we have so much sweet love to give, that there’s not enough humans to satisfy our seemingly unquenchable libido. Sure we’ve considered bestiality but we are sticklers for social etiquette and we’ve heard that being balls deep in a penguin is something of a no-no. So far the closest we’ve come was [...]

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is.

by Michael Park

Art School or Smart Fool? Folded The Pomegranate – The best phone ever made? Smash Google – Have you ever wanted to mangle Google for no other reason than the fact that you’re a violent sociopath? Well now you can! The Perry Bible Fellowship – A wonderful web comic that we’d all-but forgotten about. Slutwalk [...]

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Wanking Hard or Hardly Wanking? Folded The Spaghetti Western Orchestra – You have until 8.49pm BST to watch this wonderfully weird Proms performance. Do it. Hitchcock’s Cameos – In the first of too many Tumblr posts in this week’s ‘Creased or Folded?’, here’s some of Hitchcock’s cameos. He’s the Jon Favreau of the Golden Age. [...]

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Vladimir Putin Is Much, Much Better Than You [Videos]

by Mof Gimmers

You. You’re a massive wimp. Why? Because we’re all wimps when compared to the most immense man the world has ever seen! We are, of course, talking about walking deity, Vladimir Putin! There’s nothing that ol’ Pute can’t do. Seriously. If there was a sex-tape leaked starring him, it would be so impressive that our [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Pied or Decried? Folded The Luiz Boat – “It’s not funny, it’s not clever, but it is really stupid not to be able to identify something as an ‘L’, isn’t it?” Dennis Potter – Ever think “Hey, maybe Rupert Murdoch isn’t all that bad?” Well, after watching a segment from Dennis Potter’s final interview, you’ll [...]

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Hacked or Tapped? Folded The Sunday ‘Spray – The replacement for the News of the World will be hitting newsagent shelves from this week. Kris Silver will be taking on the role of the opinionated but idiotic columnist, Joanna Bolouri will be an agony aunt, Matthew Laidlow will- largely inaccurately predict the future- while Jacki [...]

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Horrific or Terrifying? Folded Google+ – Wow! It’s like a good facebook and it’s all courtesy of those friendly Google people. You can hang out with your friends like on Skype and all without ever having to go near them. It’s great if you’ve got a contagious disease! Money – It can buy you love. [...]

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