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- R.I.P. Steve Jobs – There’s nothing wrong with being snarky but let’s remember this sort of thing.
- US Network Drama – Or rather, why it’s rubbish.
- Movie Posters – If they told the truth, this is probably what they’d say.
- When Bad Films Happen To Good Actors – There’s not a lot of arguing with Shortlist’s exhaustive list.
- Kismot Killer Curry – A curry that hospitalises the people who eat it? Where do we sign up?
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- Celebrity Reporters Are Like Political Correspondents – Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh… wait a minute.
- Movie Stars Are Vampires?! – No, they’re not. Especially not John Travolta. He’s an alien. D’uh.
- If Walls Could Talk – If you’ve got a Smeg fridge, an Aga and a middle class superiority complex then this show is for you. Although hearing Lucy Worsley say ‘wrought’ and ‘proliferation’ is worth the license fee alone.
- Steampunk – Ruined by Wild Wild West & the impending release of The Three Musketeers, you can buy these Star Wars interpretations. If you want. No pressure.
- The Human Centipede II – It’s a video nasty! No, it’s not.
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Thirteen says
That article about US network drama? No, thank you. If they deem Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones as not the greatest TV dramas, then I don’t know what a great TV drama is.
Ah well, probably it’s a matter of taste again.