You. You’re a massive wimp. Why? Because we’re all wimps when compared to the most immense man the world has ever seen! We are, of course, talking about walking deity, Vladimir Putin!
There’s nothing that ol’ Pute can’t do. Seriously. If there was a sex-tape leaked starring him, it would be so impressive that our collective genitals would crawl up into our bodies in shame.
This week, Rad Vlad decided to go diving. Pretty simple in terms of pleasures, right? However, this is Super Putin! On his first go, he just so happens to come back with some ancient treasures, just like that! Should we be surprised? Like hell. We’ve got loads of videos to show that he’s the greatest human who ever walked this disgrace of a planet.
Putin uncovered a 6th Century urn from the Black Sea all by himself, just to show you how much better he is than us plebs.
In seven months, Russia will be voting for a new president, so we’re here to remind you why you’d be an idiot to doubt this man.
Seriously. There’s nothing he can’t do.
As such, we’ve yoinked his finest moments and put them all in one place so you can weep with jealousy and hope for a time we live in a country with such a brilliant leader. He can shoot, sing, rap… he can even fly and shoot tigers!
Here we go! Take notes, losers.
Putin finds ancient jugs!
Putin sings!
Putin enjoys graffiti and rap
Putin shoots a gun with men in balaclavas!
Putin flies a plane through a fire!
Putin is all action horse riding, swimming man!
Putin does martial arts!
Putin drives a car really fast
Putin shoots a tiger!
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Cookie Monster says
Meh, Kim Jong-il could take him.
d says
Kim Jong-il is lucky if he can get his fat ass to the toilet.
Save the Tigers Putin!!!!
scallywag says
What idiot would vote for anyone else besides Putin? This man is a living legend! Later this week he will be curing cancer, finding the Holy Grail, walking on water, then flying to Mars. About time our world leaders show a little macho panache.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/08/vladmir-putin-
Cookie Monster says
True, and as the lead picture shows, Putin is one sexy bitch. On the other hand, Kim is one hell of a butchy lesbian. I guess that it will have to be settled via mud wrestling on a pay-per-view event.