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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Hacked or Tapped? Folded The Sunday ‘Spray – The replacement for the News of the World will be hitting newsagent shelves from this week. Kris Silver will be taking on the role of the opinionated but idiotic columnist, Joanna Bolouri will be an agony aunt, Matthew Laidlow will- largely inaccurately predict the future- while Jacki [...]

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Horrific or Terrifying? Folded Google+ – Wow! It’s like a good facebook and it’s all courtesy of those friendly Google people. You can hang out with your friends like on Skype and all without ever having to go near them. It’s great if you’ve got a contagious disease! Money – It can buy you love. [...]

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Fedoras, not feds. Folded: Tom Hanks – Is there anything that could make Tom Hanks seem less than great? Apart from the career of his son, which isn’t really his fault, there really isn’t. To illustrate the point, here’s a video. Hitman – Into games? The slap-headed Agent 47 is back to defend his honour [...]

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Paris Hilton And Her Anonymous Penis Donor Have Parted Ways

by Michael Park

You remember Paris Hilton, don’t you? Come on readers. Try a bit harder. She’s that night vision girl that you’ve seen performing fellatio on a man with no personality. No? She’s tall… blonde… denser than the singularity of a black hole? No? Really? She’s the heir to the Hilton hotel chain and- frankly- if you [...]

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Lucozade Make Us Think Of Best Trios Ever

by admin

Three. It’s a special number isn’t it? It is saucier than two, despite people saying that it’s a ‘crowd’. What the devil is wrong with a crowd? Nothing. Crowds are fun. Anyway, there’s a plethora of fine trios in the world which make us very happy. And why are we talking about threesomes (stop being [...]

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Hecklerspray’s Nude Celebrity Breakdown: Spring 2011

by Kris Silver

Spring is in the air, those gloomy winter days are behind us for another year and we can look forward to all of the joys that the sunshine brings: flowers blooming, birds singing and, most importantly, BOOBS! That’s right, it’s the time of year where celebrity clothes disappear at the same rate as clouds. This [...]

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Top 10 Popstar Posessions

by Mof Gimmers

John Lennon once sang “Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can?” Well actually, we can’t. We love rockstars and the daft things that define them. What would Lady GaGa be without her myriad of oddball possessions? Natasha Bedingfield, that’s who… and no-one wanted her in the first place. And so, after seeing the little [...]

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Top 10 Coolest Tunes Used In TV Adverts

by hecklerspray staff

Music on adverts is, sometimes, the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone, ever. Worse than being in a concentration camp for 10 years. Think we’re hamming it up? Let us remind you of the jingles from the Go Compare adverts. Or the We Buy Any Car one. Wishing you didn’t have ears now? [...]

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Top 10 Songs You Didn’t Know Were Cover Versions

by Mof Gimmers

For the most part, doing a cover version is a signal to the rest of the world that you’re clean out of ideas. Unless, of course, you performed in the ’50s and ’60s, in which case, you were actively encouraged to never, ever write a song unless you were The Beatles or Burt Bacharach. That’s [...]

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Top 10 Inappropriate Facebook Pages

by Kris Silver

We at Hecklerspray are often accused of being inappropriate. Either by irate Michael Jackson fans or by 14-year-old girls who get angry when we say something mean about their beloved Twilight. However, there is a wealth of inappropriate content on the internet, anyone who has braved 4chan’s /b/ board can attest to that. We weren’t [...]

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