Folded
- The Sunday ‘Spray – The replacement for the News of the World will be hitting newsagent shelves from this week. Kris Silver will be taking on the role of the opinionated but idiotic columnist, Joanna Bolouri will be an agony aunt, Matthew Laidlow will- largely inaccurately predict the future- while Jacki Evans will be writing on the sexual prowess of the male Apprentice candidates.
- Hugh Grant – He takes his glasses off when he realises he’s onto a winner. Also- Piers Morgan isn’t a fan. What’s not to like?
- Polar Bears Are Irish! – The people rejoice!
- The Iron Lady – Meryl Streep will be portraying the only woman whose death party is the best attended event in the history of Facebook.
- Spotify – They’re going stateside! Will this mean lower premium subscription prices? No. Of course it won’t. Don’t be so silly.
Creased
- The News of the World – ‘Nuff said really.
- Parody Twitter Accounts – Anti-fun Tory MP is worried about their role in online life.
- Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 – It’s out next week but we won’t be going to see it.
- Facebook Chat – They’ve added Skype but will it still sign you out every three minutes? Of course it will, it’s still Facebook.
- Question Time – Douglas Alexander & Chris Grayling went toe to toe in the greatest political debate of all time.