Spring is in the air, those gloomy winter days are behind us for another year and we can look forward to all of the joys that the sunshine brings: flowers blooming, birds singing and, most importantly, BOOBS!
That's right, it's the time of year where celebrity clothes disappear at the same rate as clouds.
This week we've been treated to many a celebrity disrobing, so we?ll break them down one by one… over the jump you penises.
Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey:
Right, none of us actually care about what Nick Cannon?s love gun looks like, so we're going to focus on his naked missus, Mariah.
Mimi has decided to strip off for various magazine covers (and some of those classy black and white pictures that apparently don't count as porn) to show off her pregnancy bump, because that's beautiful or something.Nude pics here.
We here at hecklerspray aren't as convinced, we?d much rather have seen her in the altogether before she was knocked up, but maybe that's just us.
Kaley Cuoco:
She's the one from the Big Bang Theory. When we initially heard that there were pictures of some lass from something called the Big Bang Theory with her knickers down we had pictured something completely different.
But we?ll give Kaley top marks for trying anyway, even if the picture was sold to us under false pretences.
Bridget Moynahan:
Her picture in the annual nude issue of Allure magazine (which is also the source of Kaley Couco, Keri Hilson and Ashley Tisdale?s naturist debuts) is lovely, but if we're honest we have no idea who she is.
According to Wikipedia she's some sort of model and actress who used to be married to an American football player.
Well? good for her.
Keri Hilson:
This is another picture from the rather grotty looking pile marked nice but of unknown origins. Hilson is an American R&B singer apparently, but we can't really vouch for that.
All we can tell you is that we're glad they went with her for this photo shoot and not Adele, because while Adele?s voice is beautiful you have to admit she has a bit of the Beth Ditto thing going on.
Ashley Tisdale:
Ms. Tisdale is the one from High School Musical who no one really paid attention to because Vanessa Hudgens was more attractive and a better actress/singer (which, when you think about it, says a lot more about Tisdale than it should).
Anywho, even though our Ashley looks good with her arse out, we can't help but feel that this is just a cheap attempt to get as much attention as Vanessa does whenever she releases nude pics of herself.
The problem is that Vanessa is more willing to go down the hardcore route, which doesn't leave Ashley with much of chance of being glanced at now, does it?
It might be worth mentioning that these are all professionally shot pictures, so there's no chance of you gawping at nipples or anything naughty in the pictures (unless we're talking about Vanessa ?hardcore? Hudgens), which is most likely the only reason you read this article anyway.
We probably should have put that at the start of the article. Sorry.
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