Horrific or Terrifying?
Folded
- Google+ – Wow! It’s like a good facebook and it’s all courtesy of those friendly Google people. You can hang out with your friends like on Skype and all without ever having to go near them. It’s great if you’ve got a contagious disease!
- Money – It can buy you love.
- Myspace – Justin Timberlake now owns a big piece of it and it’s no longer in the hands of News Corp. Sure, it might be rubbish but at least it’s a little cleaner.
- Minimal Movie Posters – Your favourite film and TV done in a minimalist style.
- Flitter – Clean up your twitter account with this great tool. Allows you to pick from a number of categories and unfollow the people that you just don’t love anymore.
Creased
- Coldplay’s New Video – Not that we hate Coldplay (we do) but their new video is terrible. Good of them to try and latch on to “Nu-Rave” six years late though. Well done there. Song’s pretty awful too but that largely goes without saying.
- Channel 5 – First they rip off the concept of Thunderbird 5 and now Channel 5 is the new home of Dominic Littlewood. Need we say any more?
- Diana at 50 – We did a piece on it but it’s still creepy as hell.
- Chris Moyles – Idiotic personality vacuum Moyles has signed a ?1 million deal to stay at the BBC until 2014. Lets pray for an amateur laryngectomy.
- Google+ – Christ! It’s so frustrating! You have an invite and you can’t get in. It’s like getting a golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and sleeping in past the appointed time. Don’t worry, it’s probably rubbish anyway.