Folded
- The X-Men Guide To Puberty – Thank god. How would we ever have coped without it?
- Rihanna’s Been Censored – OH GOD NO!!!!
- Who Is Football’s Biggest Tit? – Andy Dawson asks the question on everyone’s lips.
- Will Self – Would anyone ever be able to live on without seeing him wearing a leopard print smok?
- This Is Satire – Bear that in mind.
Creased
- Flaming Lips Do It In A Human Skull – Yes… okay… right…
- David Beckham – Send the poet your bloody boots!
- Southwest Airlines – Sometimes they do fun stuff like throwing Billie-Joe Armstrong off a plane and then sometimes they do this.
- Flying Carpet! – Well, it’s not really that impressive, is it?
- Sylvia Robertson – Not her. The fact that she passed away.
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Robin Darke says
Will Self is the Demon Headmaster is a slanket.