Wanking Hard or Hardly Wanking?
Folded
- The Spaghetti Western Orchestra – You have until 8.49pm BST to watch this wonderfully weird Proms performance. Do it.
- Hitchcock’s Cameos – In the first of too many Tumblr posts in this week’s ‘Creased or Folded?’, here’s some of Hitchcock’s cameos. He’s the Jon Favreau of the Golden Age.
- Photographs of China – Twitter’s very own @herrschweers lives in China and is keeping an ace photo-journal of his experiences.
- Film Noir – Get into Empire’s guide to becoming an expert in just ten films.
- Nature Photographs – It’s just photos of animals & trees & stuff. There’s not many jokes in that.
Creased
- Russia – How dare they delay this vitally important world record bid?!
- Space Debris – There’s too much! What’s to be done with our celestial junkyard?!
- Mabbs & Justice – Remember, when they pop up on BBC3, you heard it here first.
- Nadine Dorries – Just in case you’d forgotten.
- Squirtle – Anyone who has ever played Pok?mon will be familiar with this little dude but sorry, this is just too damn creepy.
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