Folded
- The Luiz Boat – “It’s not funny, it’s not clever, but it is really stupid not to be able to identify something as an ‘L’, isn’t it?”
- Dennis Potter – Ever think “Hey, maybe Rupert Murdoch isn’t all that bad?” Well, after watching a segment from Dennis Potter’s final interview, you’ll probably think again… again.
- Tom Watson MP – Okay so good ol’ Tom might have voted for the war in Iraq, ID cards and all the other things that liberal-minded people aren’t into but the man deserves credit for giving it the old, ‘Pipe down, son. Grown-ups are talking,’ to James Murdoch.
- Wendi Murdoch – Sure, our hecklerspray photographer might have caught an amorous look from Mrs Murdoch (Snr) in the direction of young Murdoch (Jnr) but that doesn’t mean her flying punch on comediwank extraordinaire Jonnie Marbles shouldn’t be understated. MORTAL KOMMMMBAAAAAT!
- Pageant Malarkey – Admittedly, probably not her real name but nothing says poetic justice like being publically dumped over the internet after pulling off a stunt designed to get you more Twitter followers, does it? Her blog’s actually quite nice. If you click on nothing else, go and take a look at it.
Creased
- Jonnie Marbles – The bellend who tried to lob a shaving foam ‘pie’ at Rupert Murdoch, thus interrupting the political process of a Parliamentary Select Committee.
- Jonnie Marbles’ Real Name – How bad would it have to be in the first place for you to change it to that? It’s something we would ask hecklerspray editor Mof Gimmers but his parents just had a really sick sense of humour. We actually looked it up, ‘Jonathan May-Bowles’. See what he did there?
- Jonnie Marbles’ Twitter – We won’t link to it. It’s not hard to find- as we’ve already pointed out there aren’t many people with that name. Still, his twitter followers sky-rocketed with his profile. No worries though, hopefully in publicising his Edinburgh Fringe shows, he’ll get pelted with pies. Meat pies.
- Jonnie Marbles Hairline – Well, we are a slanderous, insidious, shallow celebrity gossip website. We have to keep our end of the bargain up.
- Jonnie Marbles – Come on. Jonnie. Marbles. Seriously?! We’re more annoyed about the name than the pie.
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