by Ralph Sanders
Do you ever get the feeling that popular TV has been taken over by aliens? There’s something about how smooth and emotionless they are. Look at them, pretending to be human, all the while being unable to make any recognisable facial expression, their taut, stretched skin weirdly aligned over their rough facsimile of human bone [...]
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by Mof Gimmers
No matter what Dancing On Ice does in the future – even it somehow finds a cure for Piers Morgan – it will always be remembered for Todd Carty wobbling about on the rink like a drunk trying to stand up on a lilo in a pool. Maybe that’s because the celebrities hired for the [...]
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