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Kerry Katona To Help You Lose That Christmas Gut

by Matthew Laidlow

Christmas is a time for families to come together, drink copious amounts of alcohol and eat sweets all day without feeling guilty. Oh, and remember the birth of Jesus H. Christ our Lord and saviour. Come Boxing Day, everyone suddenly realises they’re half a stone heavier than they should be and they need to lose [...]

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Top 10 Ugly Celebrities (But None As Ugly As You)

by Steve Charnock

Celebrities. We love hating them. You do too if you were being honest with yourselves. In fact, you probably love the ones you hate more than the ones you love. So with that, let us poke some celebrities with a great big shitty stick for no reason at all. We’ll berate you while we’re at [...]

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REVIEW: Dara O’Briain Live

by Kris Silver

Dara O’Briain is the host of BBC comedy-news quiz Have I Got News for You Mock the Week, the show that brought the comedy stylings of, (Proclaimers look alike) Frankie Boyle and (Baby P lookalike) Russell Howard into our living rooms. His latest live show has seen him tour the UK and Ireland extensively in [...]

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Kerry Katona Invites Everyone To Point Out How Rubbish She Is After She Slags Off Wayne Rooney

by Mof Gimmers

Of all the celebrities in the known universe, Kerry Katona has to be one of the most gaspingly awful. She couldn’t really sing, can’t really muster up the acting talent to get through an Iceland commercial and is only ever on the radar elsewhere when she’s making a mess of her life. There is, naturally, [...]

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Adventures In Botox: Liz McClarnon

by Ralph Sanders

Do you ever get the feeling that popular TV has been taken over by aliens? There’s something about how smooth and emotionless they are. Look at them, pretending to be human, all the while being unable to make any recognisable facial expression, their taut, stretched skin weirdly aligned over their rough facsimile of human bone [...]

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Dancing On Ice To Showcase Most Rubbish Celebrities Ever

by Mof Gimmers

No matter what Dancing On Ice does in the future – even it somehow finds a cure for Piers Morgan – it will always be remembered for Todd Carty wobbling about on the rink like a drunk trying to stand up on a lilo in a pool. Maybe that’s because the celebrities hired for the [...]

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Kerry Katona To Show Us The Depressing Workings Of The Celebrity World

by Mof Gimmers

The celebrity world looks glamorous from the outside, but once you’re in it, it’s a world that stinks of too-much-coffee, Malboro lights and the body odour of frantic personal assistants desperately trying to smooth over the egos of ‘the talent’ like a cleaner trying to stamp a dead-body flat under a living room rug. One [...]

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Kerry Katona Fashion Line To Hit Pikey Shops Soon

by Matthew Laidlow

Because fashion dictates more and more of our lives, it wouldn’t be surprising to see a baby come out its mother’s womb wearing a designer top. Everywhere we go, it seems that unless we wear a patchwork coat made out of plastic bags, we’re not trendy and people that others want to be seen with. [...]

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Brian McFadden Is Mildly Annoyed At His “Pig Face Mole” Ex-wife

by Amy Grindhouse

Brian McFadden is still alive, you may like to know. We just think it’s important we point that out – lest there be any alarm that we’re posting about that bloke you think is long-dead. To be clear, no, we aren’t wishing horrid things to happen to this chap. We just assume someone has popped [...]

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Kerry Katona Doesn’t Like Katie Price Very Much

by Matthew Laidlow

When we grow up and become uber famous, you can bet that we’ll launch a million different self-help products. However, people who like to tell others what to do can sometimes come across as bellends. Prime examples are PETA members who constantly remind us that we’re scum for butchering innocent baby lambs. What’s even worse [...]

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