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Jessica Simpson Briefly Removes Make-Up, Seems To Expect Medal For It

by Stuart Heritage

Jessica Simpson is so brave, isn’t she? Come on, the way she fought in all those wars? Her battle with cancer?

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Jessica Simpson: Billy Corgan Gets All ‘Get Yo Hands Offa My Womma’

by Stuart Heritage

John Mayer can’t have known what sort of nightmare he’d stumble into when he called Jessica Simpson ‘sexual napalm’.

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Jessica Simpson Wishes Nobody Knew How Amazing At Sex She Is

by Stuart Heritage

Jessica Simpson is good at sex. Better than good. She’s amazing at sex. She is, according to John Mayer, sexual napalm.

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Jessica Simpson Still Fixated On Her Slightly Fat Fortnight

by Stuart Heritage

Jessica Simpson doesn’t know when to shut up. Last week a man called her ‘sexual napalm’ in a magazine.

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Top Ten TV Breakdowns!

by Steve Charnock

The sixties were all about ‘Free love’. The seventies was the age of great movie-making and music. The eighties was epitomised by consumerism and the 1990’s had er, the Tamagotchi. Every decade becomes synonymous with a particular movement, fashion or mood. As such, the 2010’s (or ‘Teens’ as it’s known to total idiots) will henceforth [...]

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John Mayer Bangs On About His Racist Penis

by Stuart Heritage

Goodness, where to start with John Mayer’s Playboy interview? The part where he described his ‘white supremacist’ penis?

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Jessica Simpson Hasn’t Done It With Tiger Woods, Thank God

by Stuart Heritage

You’re probably still trying to get your head around the unholy union that is Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan.

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Billy Corgan + Jessica Simpson = Oh Christ, No

by Stuart Heritage

After watching her stumble from one failed relationship to another, we’ve often wondered who Jessica Simpson’s ideal man is.

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Ashlee Simpson Not Even Good Enough For Melrose Place Now

by Stuart Heritage

Getting people to watch the remade Melrose Place must be like putting a pig in a dress and asking strangers to hump it.

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Jessica Simpson’s Dog Get’s Eaten By A Thin Coyote

by Shawn Lindseth

Well it seems Jessica Simpson has finally learned to not make her pets look so delicious all the time. No doubt right now she’s stripping all her cats out of their hamburger outfits, she’s un-plucking all her canary’s feathers and hoping the generously applied butter-baste rinses off on it’s own, and she’s gonna stop breading [...]

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