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Jennifer Lopez

American Idol: Shania Twain To Judge Now? Or Anyone?

The world is still struggling to cope with the news that Jennifer Lopez won’t be an American Idol judge.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Galactic Backside Booted Off American Idol

by Stuart Heritage

This is a shame. We were really looking forward to seeing Jennifer Lopez become a judge on American Idol.

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Every Single Berserk American Idol Rumour Is Probably True

by Stuart Heritage

You read that right. Fox bigshot Peter Rice says many reports about the future of American Idol are accurate.

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American Idol: Ellen Out, J-Lo’s Mighty Buttocks In

by Stuart Heritage

Remember when we told you that American Idol’s dream judges included Elton John and Justin Timberlake?

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Jennifer Lopez Gets Political, Withdraws From Northern Cyprus

by Paul Gibson

When YOU think of Jennifer Lopez, all you see is a massive, ridiculously engorged bottom. This is because you are a pervert. When WE think of Jennifer Lopez, we see an angelic figure promoting world harmony, a Churchillian presence preaching peace between nations, and a colossus bestriding the world’s political hotspots like some kind of [...]

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The Back-Up Plan Fails To Knock Up The Weekend Box Office

by Stuart Heritage

Oh dear lord, she’s back. Readers, we had hoped to give you better news today, but we’re afraid we can’t.

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Former Anti-Celebrity Guest-Star Celebrity Neil Patrick Harris Guest-Stars In Glee

by Robyn Wilder

Glee! If you’re one type of person, it’s ohmigodsqueeawesome validation for your inner Barbara Streisand, secretly memorised High School Musical dance routines and total lack of self-respect to come pirouetting out of the closet. Or it’s that unbearable jazz-hands crap your partner makes you watch. Anyway, hold onto your earplugs (sane people) and your pants [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 3 March 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Gary Coleman gets angry and waddles off a TV show. Ha ha ha – YouTube 9 – Third is officially better than second. We’ve never felt so happy – Asylum 8 – Seriously, this is an unusually large dog – BestWeekEver 7 – Is it just us, or does The Pacific look pretty [...]

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The Most TERRIFYING Celebrity Feuds Revealed!

by Josh Burt

Right, everyone needs to calm down. CALM DOWN! JUST RELAX! Breathe. That’s it. Breathe. Relax your mind, calm your addled nerves with a nice green tea or a cuddle with a bosomy fat person. Feeling better? Good. Now, try and maintain your calm, because it’s important. Otherwise this whole Liam Gallagher versus Peter Kay thing [...]

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