I am someone who fucking hates change. It kills me a little bit and I have a lot of trouble letting go. I (sadly) especially have a lot of trouble when my favourite celebrity couples break-up. It makes me a feel like a child of divorce, which I understand is weird and probably not healthy.
Over the years many celeb couples have captured my heart and even though they’ve split and moved on and seem perfectly fine in their new lives and with their new significant others, part of me just can’t let go of the sexy famous love that once was. Spoiler alert: You know Britney and Justin will be on this list.
Usher and Chilli
They were a couple made in sexy R&B heaven. They were stunning and talented and sexy and had the best abs in the game. And their chemistry? Oh GOD! Just go and watch one of his music videos featuring her. Such an obvious and intense love. What happened you guys? Did you always fight over who had better abs? YOU BOTH HAVE AMAZING ABS! I PROMISE!
Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp
This was a bit of a toss up for me as I also fucking love Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, but Winona is my 90′s dream queen and together they starred in my absolute favourite Tim Burton movie. I mean just look at that picture of them! They’re fucking perfection. Wino forever!
Mick and Bianca Jagger
Though divorced before I was born, I always viewed Mick and Bianca Jagger as the epitome of cool. They were sexy fashion icons that were too cool for school. She wore a suit to their wedding, Andy Warhol used to babysit their daughter, Jade, and, in fact, because Warhol used to babysit her, Warhol’s bud, Steve Jobs, gave young Jade one of the first Apple computers! They were the definition of slick and hip and I fucking adore them.
Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling
First of all, they’re both disgustingly gorgeous and talented. Second, have you fucking SEEN “The Notebook”? It made me feel feelings and I hate feeling feelings! And third, one time Ryan Gosling said something along the lines of that “The Notebook” did them no justice because their real love story was way more romantic than that. Oh fuck off and just get back together!
Jennifer Lopez and Puff Daddy
Not really a huge explanation here, but J. Lo has dated many men since and none seem as suited to her sexy business woman ways as Puffy was. He was the man for you, Jenny from the block!
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron
There was just something I loved about their sexy young love and they seemed so happy together and sure her new boyfriend, Austin Butler, is a mega babe, but he is no Zac Efron. Come on guys, get back together! I want a “High School Musical 4″…said no one ever.
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe
They were SUCH a 90s It couple and they were both so good-looking and blonde and “Cruel Intentions” was so good and even though I thought Reese Witherspoon was a total fat bitch for marrying my man, I grew to accept their marriage and was truly broken up when it ended.
Heidi Klum and Seal
This was a split that genuinely shocked me. Seal started dating Heidi Klum while she was pregnant with some other guys kid. They fell in love and got engaged and he was even in the delivery room when her daughter was born (who he has raised as his own). They went on to have three more kids together and always seemed so perfect together and painfully in love so I was mortified when it ended. I like to think Heidi is just going through a phase and they will soon reunite.
Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet
The only explanation you need is that these two were like the 90s version of Mick and Bianca. Two people that cool and stylish just need to be together.
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake
You know what people are still upset about this break-up 13-fucking-years after it happened?! BECAUSE THEY WERE PERFECT! THEY WERE EVERYTHING! LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKING DENIM! I just can’t. If I get too into Britney and Justin and how cheating on him ruined her life I will actually get emotional and I’m really into my episode of “The X-Files” and I don’t want to do that to myself. But Britney and Justin: Never forget.