Here's a conundrum: you see two magazines, one that promises exclusive pictures of Jennifer Lopez and her new twins and another one that's about generic mid-20th century brickwork - which do you buy?

No question - the brickwork one every time. Because a) hey, bricks, woo, and b) you really couldn't give a tenth of a rat's chuff about anything to do with Jennifer Lopez.

Still, that hasn't stopped People magazine from paying an estimated $6 million for exclusive American distribution rights for Jennifer Lopez's baby photos. We honestly can't see how Jennifer Lopez is that much of a draw, so maybe People has heard something we don't know - maybe J-Lo's twins are co-joined at the arse or something. Yes, that's definitely it.

As Jennifer Lopez is so fond of reminding us, she used to have a little now she got a lot - but it seems that she was discussing the contents of her over-stuffed womb all along.

That's because Jennifer Lopez isn't just pregnant, but pregnant with twins. David Lopez broke the news of Jennifer Lopez's impending twins during an interview on a Spanish-language TV show.

Although let's not forget that the Spanish word for 'twins' and the Spanish word for 'underwhelming singing voice' are very similar, so there's a good chance that David Lopez was merely providing a randomly-timed, somewhat harsh critique of Jennifer Lopez's performance style for the Spanish-speaking community.

Well, you could literally knock us down with a feather at the moment because Jennifer Lopez - the very obviously pregnant pop star with a fashion designer who last week confirmed her pregnancy - has announced that she's pregnant.

Sorry, we're still trying to get over this shocking Jennifer Lopez pregnancy bombshell because it's genuinely come right out of the blue. All we've had to go on is Jennifer Lopez persistently assuming coyness every time someone mentions motherhood or babies in front of her, performing tours around the world with a belly that's been steadily growing in size because of the baby growing inside it and clearly being undeniably pregnant. And now it turns out that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant? That's literally the most surprising thing we've experienced all day, with the exception of every single thing we've seen, heard, thought or smelled, obviously.

There's been an 'is she/ isn't she' game played recently over whether Jennifer Lopez is pregnant or not, with the bulk of people eventually realising they they may as well be talking about how pregnant their sodding kettle is, for all it matters.

However, one man is determined not to play along with Jennifer Lopez's silly little media silence. And that man is fashion designer Roberto Cavalli, who has accidentally let slip to People magazine that Jennifer Lopez is well and truly up the duff during a discussion about dresses or hats or fashion or something. And now that the Jennifer Lopez pregnancy mystery has been cleared up, maybe Roberto Cavalli can help clear up other equally non-obvious conundrums like what colour the sky is or where bears shit.