Every morning and evening, I go through a lengthy process of cleansing, toning, and moisturizing my face to avoid our society’s biggest enemy: aging. I don’t spend much money on make up, but I spend a fuck ton on skin care, and every time my 27-year-old ass gets asked for an ID at the liquor store (in Canada the drinking age is 19 making it an even bigger compliment) I am legit happy for the rest of the day that my investments have paid off.
However, not everyone has to live like this. Some people simply stop aging. In fact, in the land of celebrities, there are actually many big names who stopped aging once they hit 20. You could say plastic surgery and all that shit, but, let’s be real, plastic surgery couldn’t pull this kind of shit. So let’s be honest with ourselves: the following 10 celebrities are obviously wizards.
The first picture is of Jared Leto in the movie Urban Legends, which came out in 1998. The second picture is Jared Leto in the past year, making him 15-16 years older in the second picture. Jared Leto is a timeless beauty, but let’s be real: aside from his hair, NOTHING has changed about this guy in the last 20 years. HOW is he in his 40s?! #mindblown
The above pictures were taken almost 20 years apart. So, you know, sit on that one for a minute. Maybe having sex with Gavin Rossdale is the fountain of youth?
Frankly, we could’ve gone further back than 2003, because this woman has barely aged a day in like 15 years. HOW?! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS! IS IT A LATINO THING?!
Donald Faison and Stacey Dash
These two Clueless alums have been defying time for years. I mean, Donald Faison looks great, but Stacey Dash? She was almost 30 when they filmed Clueless, which means she’s almost 50 now. The woman is a goddamn immortal or something!!!
To quote When Harry Met Sally: I’ll have what she’s having.
In case you had to ask yourself, she is 19 years older in the first picture, not the second. I know, it can be really confusing.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z
In case you didn’t realize, the above pictures were taken a decade apart. Apparently when you’re that rich, talented, successful, and in love, time just stops for you.
Pharrell Williams’ existence makes zero fucking sense to me. I have no idea how this is possible without him being a wizard or a vampire.