Now this would make a great episode of Catfish – Jennifer Lopez is being sued because someone posing as her allegedly duped a guy into sending them naked photos in return for her listening to his demo CD. You couldn’t make this stuff up.
Christmas is always a slow time for celebrity gossip, but thankfully it’s picking back up with all the speed of Justin Bieber peddling away from the neighbour’s house on his Power Rangers trike. The latest insane lawsuit involves a fifty three year old woman pretending to be Jennifer Lopez, JLo herself being sued for $10, 000, and some poor guy thinking he was about to become the fourth Mr Lopez.
Rodrigo Ruiz has filed a lawsuit against Jenny From The Block,claiming that after he submitted a demo CD to her camp in 2008 and got more back than he bargained for. He claims that Jennifer replied asking for more CDs and some photos of him buck ass nude so that she can see what he’s working with.
He’s claiming that JLo made him believe he was about to become the next big thing in music, and when years passed and he was no closer to becoming the male Madonna, he flushed all his hopes and dreams down the proverbial toilet. Ruiz also says that he became so depressed by the whole ordeal that he had to seek professional help, which isn’t so funny. However, what are funny are the excerpts of letters that he released to TMZ. He genuinely thought that Jennifer Lopez wrote this to him:
”I just wanted to let you know that I do remember you and that I am interested in you. I have plans on leaving my husband. But I can’t say much right now so that’s it for now. Send me pictures of you both with clothes and without clothes.”
And that’s not even the best part. Another letter gently broke the news that JLo had started to see other people:
“This is Jennifer Lopez and as you can tell its been a while since I last wrote and as you can see I have a new boyfriend which means your in for the long haul and you have to put up with the fact that I am f**king him and sucking his d**k.”
As if going after her money wasn’t enough, Ruiz has also filed a police report for sexual harassment against the singer, despite the fact that it’s been proved that the P.O. box he posted the letters to belongs to some random and possibly batshit crazy 53-year old woman with some flimsy excuse about running a Jennifer Lopez fan mail exchange.
Jennifer Lopez’s camp have denied that she’s ever even met the guy, much less asked for dick pics. Obviously the lawsuit and police report will be thrown in the shredder if they haven’t been already. But seriously, who asks for nudes in the mail, even in 2008?
You might as well crack out tinder and try and send them via the medium of smoke signals.