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Jennifer Aniston is ‘Disruptive To Our Society’

Is it just us that imagines Jennifer Aniston in a constant state of tears? She probably cries at adverts on the telly. She probably cries when she needs a piss. Unless, of course, we’ve got her all wrong. And it seems we have because far from being a soppy git, she’s actually something of a menace to society.

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Jennifer Aniston To Go Topless To Promote Perfume

by Mof Gimmers

The media like to create an image of a celebrity to give an essence of the person behind the fame. So Amy Winehouse is ‘wild’, Daniel Day Lewis is ‘serious’ and Jennifer Aniston does nothing but cry all the time and throws darts into pictures of Angelina Jolie. Basically, we’re all supposed to believe she’s astonishingly feeble.

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Heidi Montag To Add Another Broken String to Her Bow

by Steve Charnock

Jennifer Aniston used to get paid $1,000,000 for every episode of Friends she flipped her hair and whored about in. Adam Sandler has appeared in some of the highest-grossing film comedies ever and won acting plaudits for more serious roles in movies like Punch-Drunk Love and Funny People. Nicole Kidman has a Best Actress Oscar. [...]

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Jennifer Aniston Didn’t Sign Up for a Tabloid “Soap Opera” – Sure, Jennifer

by Amy Grindhouse

Jennifer Aniston is rather famous, rather fetching, and rather wealthy. All that is jolly nice, and we’re ruddy pleased for her that her life’s so smashing. She kind of wants the extent of your knowledge about her to end with that; the knowledge that she’s a pretty lady who stars in lovely movies with eligible, [...]

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