Jennifer Aniston has been threatening to show everyone her boobies for her entire career. Apart from some awful photoshopping and grotty long-lens shots, she’s managed to keep them under wraps and, in turn, extend her career by a decade or so.
Knowing that everyone would rather like to see her bosom, she’s often spoken about getting them out for everyone to see, whether its to promote a new film or promote some stinkin’ perfume.
And guess what she’s doing now? Clue: It’s ‘liberating’.
After having the most erect nipples in American sitcom history (seriously – there was a time on Friends where the cast and crew had to wear safety goggles for fear of having an eye out, so prominent were Aniston’s smuggled peanuts), Aniston knew dang well that, as long as she stayed relatively trim and looked like Rachel From Friends, she could hold on to that trump card and tease the whole world with her covered norks.
And once more, she’s talking about herself with no clothes on.
Her new film is called Wanderlust and she’s not shy about letting everyone know there’s a load of nudey scenes in it.
Aniston, of course, isn’t simply saying ‘come watch it because there’s exposed flesh in it’, but rather, she’s playing it off as a development of her as a person.
She’s starring with?Paul Rudd (ah-slappa-de-bass) about a?stressed-out Manhattan couple who find a new life in a rural commune. It’s the Good Life basically, with Hollywood good-looking people in it.
Aniston says:
“Yeah, there was a lot of [nudity]. “Bottomless, topless. Yeah, there is.”
“Liberating is a good word to use”
Hands-up if you think anything that you actually want to see will make the cut? Now, hands-up if you’re going to watch it, just on the off-chance you see Aniston’s mammeries, knowing full well you won’t, but you don’t want to miss out?
B P Perry says
I’m not going to win me any prizes with the feminists, but I think all good-looking female starlets sporting what appear to be smashing sets of udders (so not Keira Knightley, then) should be made to sign a contract that makes them promise to flop ’em out before they hit the grand old age of twenty five. I’m fed up of having to watch countless godawful romantic comedies on the off chance that some actress I’ve taken a shine to will unburden herself of her bra for the benefit of her male admirers, only to discover she’s actually going to wait to do that until she’s well into forties and both her kids and various pushy film directors have suckled the fun out of ’em and they now look like National Geographic knockers.
LeFart says
Well said brother, you said it all, Well Said !!
Mangosta says
Too right! One of the biggest let downs of my life was seeing Neve Campbell do her first nude scene at least ten years too late. Her chest looked like two Wombles peering over a wall.
Joanna Bolouri says
on behalf of women everywhere, I’d just like to say, SCREW YOU!
Meneverywhere says
No thanks you’re probably ugly.
B P Perry says
I had no idea there was a spokesperson for women everywhere. What’s the salary on that gig?
Mangosta says
It could be Chaka Khan. She claims that she’s every woman. She also claims that it’s all in her which, judging from recent pics, probably refers to all the pies.