Iggy Pop impersonator Jennifer Aniston has gone on record to pooh-pooh the constant merry-go-round of slack-jawed speculation about her six-year-dead marriage to professional handsomeness salesman Brad Pitt, and her supposed feud with terrifying hose beast Angelina Jolie.
When Instyle US magazine asked Jennifer which misconception about her she finds most irritating, they were probably expecting her to come out with a light hearted quip about ?people think I'm really like Rachel from Friends LOL I'm still milking that dry dry udder!?
However, she actually went on a sort of rambly rant about her divorce.
Aniston said of her annoyance:
?Which one? There are so many. I would say the triangle with my ex-husband ? and that there's a feud there. It's constant. It's a story headline that won't go away, but it's a money thing ? (people make money off) a story that has nothing to do with reality.?
As if to prove something, she then waffled interminably about her new lover, Justin cousin-of-Louis Theroux, just long enough that the interviewers didn't notice the delicious irony in her flagrant perpetuation of the very misconception she professes to despise.
But we're onto you, Aniston. we're onto you because we are serious investigative journalists with a keen nose for delicious irony.
We suppose, though, in a way, we kind of sympathise. Lots of people think we are locked in a steamy love triangle with two Hollywood stars, when actually we haven't felt the warm touch of another human hand for ages, so the jokes on them.
Losers.
This was a guest post by Becca Day-Preston who in fact, is fighting them off with a large, shitty stick