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Larry David Still Finds Curb Your Enthusiasm Fun. Lucky Him.

by Michael Park

Larry David, the man who’s brought us partially ad-libbed cringe comedy for the last THREE HUNDRED YEARS has told ESPN New York that he is still having fun filming Curb Your Enthusiasm. This statement flies in the face of criticism from some corners of the press which suggest that the show has lost its way. [...]

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Chris Brown Won’t Like The Levy Apology, But In Fairness, He Did Punch Rihanna Loads [video]

by Mof Gimmers

Chris ‘Slugger’ Brown. He’s a really famous guy isn’t he? He’s been welcomed back to the fold after he punched Rihanna so many times that she almost looked unattractive. Almost. You still would’ve, right? Anyway, ol’ good-with-his-hands Brown has mystifyingly been let-off for domestically abusing one-off all over RiRi’s face, which must provide great hope [...]

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Rihanna Gets With Someone Called ‘Love God’ For Obvious Reasons

by Mof Gimmers

After going out with Chris ‘Fists’ Brown, Rihanna has been looking out for someone to dominate her in the bedroom, but in a nice way. Not a Chris Brown way. She said she liked to be treated like a lady, but sometimes, she wants to err on the side of slap, rather than tickle. And [...]

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Rihanna Talks About Her Sex Life, Which Is Now Getting Quite Boring For Everyone

by Mof Gimmers

People talking about sex is rather dull isn’t it. There’s a widespread absence of imagination and titillation because we’ve all got access to it, constantly streaming from our computers. We don’t have to think anymore. It’s just… always there. And like those people who kid themselves that being into alt.smut is somehow better than trad.filth, [...]

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Katie Price Loves Harold Shipman & Wrote A Book But She’s Never Said Anything Purely For Publicity’s Sake

by Sophie Hall

You really think you have the energy to hear this? Sure about that, are we? Let’s just take this slow, just in case. Let’s not get lodged inside something dark and unyielding and then regret it afterwards (Extract from Antony Costa’s Bedroom Memoirs, 2008) So. Katie Price has written another book. You should know the [...]

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Ask Paris Hilton If She’s Past It And She’ll Strop Off And Then Show You A Kennel Posher Than Your House

by Mof Gimmers

Paris Hilton is a woman who is, of yet, still to reveal her talents to us, despite being fantastically famous. Sure, she’s had a couple of television shows and a record out… but so has Handy Andy from Changing Rooms. Doggedly, she remains. She is now famous simply by the virtue of willing it. She [...]

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Rihanna Tries To Kill Everyone In Dallas As Stage Sets On Fire

by Mof Gimmers

Is everyone in Dallas a massive racist? They like the confederate flag over there, so they must be! Did they have lynchings as well? We’ve no idea. We don’t really like America. It’s a silly country with large portions and impossible dental work. We’re talking about the foibles of Dallas because we’re trying to work [...]

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Badvertising: For When You’re Really, Really Desperate

by Michael Park

Let’s just face facts right here and now. We’re pathetic. All of us. You reading this, us writing it and especially those that have to edit it. We all feel lonely sometimes and where some of us can just walk into a public house, identify someone they would like to engage in coitus with and [...]

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Cheryl Cole Wants Kids, Ashley Cole Wants To Get In The Glossies Again: Win, Win Right?

by Michael Park

Many of the UK’s “press outlets” have been reporting the reunion of Cheryl “Beat up a woman in a toilet” Cole and Ashley “shot a work experience kid with an air gun” Cole today. This is, to the tabloids, a moment on par with the a renunion of Big Ears from Noddy & the ‘Queen of [...]

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Interviewing Jon Richardson Because He’s Now A Team Captain On 8 Out Of 10 Cats

by Mof Gimmers

A new series of 8 Out Of 10 Cats starts on Channel 4 tonight and there’s a new team captain on the show. And that new team captain is Jon Richardson who you might recognise as a stand-up comedian or Him Off That Radio Show. He’s the cheeriest manic depressive you’ll ever meet (worryingly so [...]

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