Chris ‘Slugger’ Brown. He’s a really famous guy isn’t he? He’s been welcomed back to the fold after he punched Rihanna so many times that she almost looked unattractive. Almost. You still would’ve, right?
Anyway, ol’ good-with-his-hands Brown has mystifyingly been let-off for domestically abusing one-off all over RiRi’s face, which must provide great hope for Mel ‘I only slapped her because she was mental’ Gibson.
We’re not the only ones who think it a little odd that Team Breezy think that we should just forget about all that punching a woman business because he’s made some awful soul-pop records. Some chap called Andy Levy made a really good joke about Brown’s fondness of caressing a lady’s face with his knuckles, and has since apologised in a way that Brown and his fans won’t like one bit.
Commentator/comedian Andy Levy went toe-to-toe with Chris ‘Clubber’ Brown on Twitter, and of course, Brown’s fans went nutso over it all.
Not surprisingly really when they’re quite clearly the dimmest humans on Earth right now.
Basically, Levy made a joke on twitter, which made a reference to Brown’s use of his bony hands in and around a woman’s face.
Look. This is the joke. He replaced ‘planking’ with ‘punching’. That’s hecklerspray level of base-trolling.
Naturally, it all went off, leaving Levy to go on-air and make the most cack-handed apology ever. Seriously. While he’s a little heavy-handed at times, it’s still pretty funny.
So, less chat, and watch this video.
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lamsicle says
That last line is a killer.
Cookie Monster says
Agreed. Must have been written by Heritage.
The whole thing is pretty hilarious. Maybe Hecklerspray should adopt the apology approach on slow news days. “What? Filler? Hecklerspray? Pffft” I know, right? What was I thinking?
King Makers says
whats that pedophile clown doing on Chris Browns twitter in the 1st place?!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps women should also learn to stop laying their hands on Men just because they do not have a dick!