Paris Hilton is a woman who is, of yet, still to reveal her talents to us, despite being fantastically famous. Sure, she’s had a couple of television shows and a record out… but so has Handy Andy from Changing Rooms.
Doggedly, she remains. She is now famous simply by the virtue of willing it. She just keeps standing there and saying it. “I’m famous. I’m famous. I’m famous.” However, is her star on the wane?
In fact, are ‘celebutantes’ becoming a thing of the past? Whatever you do, don’t ask Paris that or she’ll promptly walk out on you in a massive huff.
Hilton walked out on an interview with ABC News (who presumably didn’t have any real news to cover, like the fact there’s a famine in Somalia, the fall of Rupert Murdoch and the small matter of Ghana’s government seeking to arrest and imprison every homosexual in their country and the like) when she was asked if she was now second-fiddle to the likes of Kim Kardashian, and indeed, concerned that her newest show is being watched by… well… no-one.
Paris don’t like questions like that.
However, after realising that everyone would start saying she’s a jumped-up, spoiled little dirtbox (well, we’ve been saying it a while, but she will have only just realised it now), she decided to come back to the interview and do what any of us would do in the same situation.
She showed off her jumbodome sized air-conditioned dog house, complete with chandeliers, lighting and heating before hugging the interviewer.
Paris Hilton there, completely in touch with reality.
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Dick magnet says
Other than being a massive dick magnet with the sucking power of a black hole what the hell is she good for? Other than making a nice blow up doll with almost life like eyes that is?