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Interview With Mazes, Or, Mof Versus Some Lead Singer

by Mof Gimmers

Oh God. An interview with a musician. What on Earth could possibly be said in an interview between two distinctly untalented, unoriginal people? Writers don’t know their arse from their elbow – and musicians? Well, they’re all posing idiots, right? That shouldn’t stop anyone from trying though, as underlined by Mazes and their plucky noise-pop [...]

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Rihanna Sits On Toilet After Naked Photos Leaked Online

by Joanna Bolouri

For quite some time we’ve suspected that underneath Rihanna’s clothes, she is completely naked. We haven’t been able to prove it but we’ve been tossing and turning at night, well mainly tossing, deliberating over this issue and hoping one day we’d be in the position to shout from the rooftops of hecklerspray towers, ‘WE WERE [...]

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Rihanna, Unsurprisingly, Likes S&M (But Probably Because She Was Abused)

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Rihanna had the dogshit knocked out of her by Chris Brown? That was bad wasn’t it? Well, prepare yourself for loads of people saying she asked for it because she likes S&M because, obviously, the two equate. That’s right masturbators! You can now plant a kinky image in your mind the next time [...]

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Chris Brown Has Grown Since Punching Rihanna And Now Really Respects Naked Gyrating Women

by Mof Gimmers

Chris Brown, astonishingly, feels that somehow, he’s the victim in the whole ‘Rihanna got punched in the face by Chris Brown’ thing. That is why his new album is an acronym for ‘Forgiving All My Enemies’. His current enemy seems to be a window of a TV studio (more on that here) after they reminded [...]

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Interview With Will Canon – He’s The Bloke Who Directed Brotherhood

by hecklerspray staff

Will Canon is something of big deal. He’s young, a lil bit of a fresh air and definitely one to watch in forthcoming years. After a hat full of critically acclaimed short films and a stink at the prestigious Fox Searchlight Pictures, Will started work on Brotherhood, his debut feature and an extension of his [...]

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Interview: Ross Noble Talks About Bad TV, Killing Himself And ‘Things’

by Mof Gimmers

Ross Noble has done very well for himself. Not bad considering he’s got the world’s shortest attention span and a penchant for turning the most average of situations on its head into some kind of Dada surrealist statement. With nob jokes. Noble has been thriving on the stand-up circuit for yonks and we caught up [...]

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Dave Grohl Sues Scissor Sisters Because Jake Shears Is A Disgusting Flasher

by Mof Gimmers

The Scissor Sisters are, as we all know, a very decadent and mischievous pop outfit. They’ve embraced the trashy glamour of disco and the damaged glamour of the scene. However, this time, they’ve gone too far. The disgusting outfit have left Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl upset and devastated after perverted lead singer of the Scissor [...]

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Stephen Fry Now Conducts Interviews In Less Than 140 Characters

by Kris Silver

Stephen Fry is the Dad we wished we all had here at Hecklerspray, mainly because he’s less drinky-drinky-touchy-feely than our real Dads, but also because he’s so loveable and he loves technology. Fry has always showcased his love for technology and yesterday conducted the first ever newspaper interview via twitter, in which he used the [...]

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Lady GaGa’s Male Alter Ego Can Talk

by Mof Gimmers

When someone is being a bit wet, it isn’t uncommon for someone else to yell “MAN UP!” at them. Lady GaGa has done just that by gender-bending in a photo shoot for Vogue Hommes Japan. The news, when we originally ran the story, saw us wanting to create a crude mangina with the aid of [...]

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Lindsay Lohan To Shank $1,000,000 For First Post Jail Interview

by Shawn Lindseth

We’re pretty sure that the intended worth of a US dollar bill directly dictates the size of paper it’s printed on. A $1 bill is regular size, a $5 is a little bigger and a $100 is twenty times the size of the five. We read this somewhere, we really did. That said, Lindsay Lohan [...]

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