VIDEO: Solage Knowles Goes Mental At A Fat Lady
It must be difficult being Beyonce's sister - she got the looks, the ambition and the talent and all you're left with is a name that rhymes with 'flange'. With that in mind, if we were
Solange Knowles we'd get a little bit tetchy with people who compare us to Beyonce. No, more than that, we'd actually throw an embarrassing full-on sulky tantrum on television if someone even said the name 'Beyonce' within earshot of us. We would. We'd look like total bellends doing it, and it'd probably harm our career quite profoundly, but a little thing like that wouldn't stop us.
Funnily enough it wouldn't stop Solange Knowles either. A hapless presenter on a local Las Vegas Fox entertainment show happened to mention Beyonce's name just before a Solange Knowles interview yesterday, and Solange threw an incredible schoolmarmish hoity toity "Mer mer mer" prissy little tantrum at her for it.
Video footage? Why of course there's video footage...
Miley Cyrus Wishes She Was Normal, But Not Really
People, you may want to sit down - here is a Miley Cyrus story that doesn't involve any unsettling teenage nudity. We know! Crazy, huh? It seems that Miley Cyrus has passed the 'inappropriate exhibitionism' stage of her development and has already reached the 'lonely superstar isolation' mark, as demonstrated by a recent interview where she did nothing but glumly reflect on how she wishes she could be a normal teenager.
That's great - as we all know, the 'lonely superstar isolation' stage is always followed by either the 'drug-fuelled career meltdown' or the 'buying a monkey and considering it to be your only friend' stage. Which path will Miley Cyrus pick? We don't care, so long as she promises not to take any more pictures of herself in the shower. We've just eaten, Miley. Honestly.
Barack Obama Regrets Whoring His Kids Out For Interviews
Everyone loves a president's daughter - be it the drunk-looking Bush twin or Chelsea Clinton with all that problem hair of hers. OK, we take that back. Nobody loves a president's daughter. Nobody at all. In retrospect we probably should have said that presidents' daughters are all kind of dickish. But that hasn't stopped presidential hopeful Barack Obama from letting his two daughters - aged seven and 10 - get interviewed by Access Hollywood this week.
Except that Barack Obama wishes that the interview had never taken place. Barack Obama thinks it's wrong for children to be brought into a political arena. Politics should never adopt cute imagery that cynically tugs on the heartstrings of potential voters, Obama told
Matt Lauer today while dressed as a teddy bear and dancing to On The Good Ship Lollipop before adding "I wuv you, Amewica."
Eva Mendes Won’t Tell You Squat About Why She Went To Rehab
Quickly, name three interesting things about Eva Mendes! Boobs! Rehab! Er... Can't do it, can you? That's because there are only two interesting things about Eva Mendes - her boobs and that time she went to rehab. And it's a good job that Eva Mendes enjoys getting her boobs out so frequently, because she's buggered if she's telling us anything about rehab.
In the latest issue of Interview magazine, Eva Mendes has decided to 'neither confirm nor deny' rumours about why she checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab facility earlier this year. One rumour, possibly started by Eva herself, is that she only went to rehab to research a role. We'll see how true that is once we've worked out whether her next film is about a dreary old self-absorbed tosspot ot not.
Chris Martin: “Stop Asking Me Questions, I Want To Go Home And Play.â€
Say what you want about Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. While the majority of you may say “total twat†he does have one thing over a lot of people.
It’s not a scrawny wife or badly-named children – there are plenty of people like that across the country. Instead it’s a shed full of money that he’s made via creating music that wants to make you open the curtains and screaming out loud†hello world, how ya doing?†.
He may need a bigger shed to stash his money in as Coldplay have only gone and sold a bucketful of copies of their new album Viva La Veda. Maybe people have stopped downloading illegally, or the local Chinese man didn’t have any dodgy copies ready when we last saw him in the pub.
To flog records, you need to promote it. Chris Martin and the drummer stopped by to the Radio 4 show Front Row to do this. Only it didn’t go that smoothly.
Lindsay Lohan Reveals All, Which Is Very Little
Lindsay Lohan, as we all know, likes to keep herself to herself. Like Thom Yorke and Paul Scholes before her, she is an A-grade enigma. As to what makes her tick, we just don’t know. The only decent look inside her that we have had so far taught us little more than the fact that a vagina should really only be viewed in the cordial context of the bedroom, otherwise they can look quite menacing and no matter how hard you look at it, this particular insight was not quite wide enough to see through to her inner-soul.
But those days of mystery are now behind us, because
Christa D'Souza of
The Sunday Times has given Lindsay the interview of her life. We double dare you to not read on.
Hey, Want To Hear What Caprice Thinks About Towelling Dresses?
Caprice, eh? Don't hear much from her these days, do you? Not since that time she pleaded guilty to drink driving in court, anyway. But still, aside from getting hammered on booze and driving around in an irresponsible fashion, it's almost as if Caprice has disappeared off the face of the Earth. That's a shame, because we were ...
Tom Cruise On Oprah: Sadly No Spazzy Leaping This Time
What a week; Iron Man, GTA IV and an anti-climactic interview between Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey- we're being spoiled here. Did you know that Tom Cruise was set to appear on Oprah? Did we mention that to you at all? Well, it's happened - Tom Cruise's long-anticipated rematch interview with Oprah Winfrey happened today and, boy oh boy, was it ever spectacular!
And if you're one of those disgusting cynics who thought that this was just a deliberate attempt by Tom Cruise to publicly soften his controversial stance on Scientology and the use of psychiatric drugs in the softball presence of an old friend eager for viewers? Turns out you might have had a bit of a point.