Posts tagged as:

Interview

You Will Never Have Sex With Kurt Cobain’s Daughter, So Just Get Over It

by Mof Gimmers

If you’re a Nirvana fan, chances are you’re so young it’s actually sickening. You were barely alive when he redecorated his garage with his brains and therefore, you’ve martyred him to the point he can do no wrong. You’ve probably got into Riot Grrrl too, despite the fact it was a scene that lasted all [...]

1 comment Read more >>>

Kelsey Grammer Possibly Realising That People Like Frasier More Than Him

by Mof Gimmers

Kelsey Grammer is a magnificently dislikeable human being. Away from his fine role of Frasier, he supports some real crackpot ideas. He thought George Dubya was a cool guy for a kick-off. Of course, this means he’s nothing like his most famous televisual role. And it seems that us plebians aren’t the only people who [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Chris Brown Wins Loads Of Hip-Hop Awards, But None For Beating Women

by Matthew Laidlow

If we were in charge of the Hip-Hop awards, we’d boil everything down to just one award which congratulated an artist for name checking themselves at least fifty times per song and rhyming words ridiculously fast. But like any other dull awards ceremony, tedious trophies are given to anyone who wears an entire gold mine [...]

10 comments Read more >>>

Chris Brown Banned From UK, Which Is Everyone’s Fault Except His (Includes Holograms)

by Mof Gimmers

There aren’t many people out there who take Chris Brown’s past very seriously. Apparently, we should just forget all about the whole punching Rihanna in the face repeatedly and storming around a TV studio, shirtless, throwing chairs at windows. It’s our fault. Not his. We should just let go. Despite the fact he hasn’t ever [...]

4 comments Read more >>>

Courtney Love Talks To Everyone About How Frances Bean Hates Her… Apart From Her Daughter, Obviously

by Mof Gimmers

Courtney Love is loving the fact that it’s 20 years since Nevermind got released. Why? It reminds her of the time when she could score bad drugs without worrying about cash and, of course, she gets to play victim over her husband’s unseemly suicide all over again. And to celebrate the pain, Courtney has given [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Rihanna Farmer Gets Hate Mail But Will Probably End Up Naked Himself At Some Point

by Mof Gimmers

We’ve all seen rather a lot of Rihanna over the years and she’s increasingly keen to tell us all about her sex-life. Basically, she’s now sounding like one of those highly sexualised virgins you find taking self-shots on Tumblr. Ostensibly, she’s turning into one of those tiresome young people who can’t stop talking about vaguely [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Chris Brown Collapses For Love And Manages To Not Punch Anyone [Video]

by Matthew Laidlow

When Chris Brown was at school, we imagine that he was the kid who tried his best to do everything right, but always screwed up. But, as everyone knows, Brown discovered a talent he excels at over most people. Team Breezy, aka Deluded Lovers of Chris Brown will claim it’s the size of his love [...]

16 comments Read more >>>

Rihanna Gets Boobs Out At God-Fearing Northern Irish Farmer

by Mof Gimmers

Northern Ireland is a strange bit of the world to visit. For starters, they call underpants ‘gonks’. Secondly, they still have a man sat in a broom cupboard introducing Coronation Street. He’s called Julian and we’re told he’s the only official homosexual in the North of Ireland. Apart from Julian, Niron had a brush with [...]

4 comments Read more >>>

The Amazing Transforming Shirt Of Walter Pandiani

by Mof Gimmers

Walter Pandiani might be little more than a jobbing footballer to those of you who have actually heard of him, but from this day forward, he’ll be known as that poor, poor, sweaty bugger. He currently plays for RCD Espanyol as a striker and has played for a bunch of other teams that you don’t [...]

1 comment Read more >>>

Interview With Alan Partridge About His New Book ‘I, Alan’

by Mof Gimmers

Shut up you. We’re allowed to actually like stuff every so often. It’s not all hate, hate, HATE on hecklerspray. Granted, it really is mostly hating stuff, but how could anyone not love Alan Partridge? The man’s a bloody mess. And now, Sir Partridge of Norfolk is promoting his new book with an interview (which [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →