When Chris Brown was at school, we imagine that he was the kid who tried his best to do everything right, but always screwed up. But, as everyone knows, Brown discovered a talent he excels at over most people.
Team Breezy, aka Deluded Lovers of Chris Brown will claim it's the size of his love sausage following leaked photos, but people living in the real world know he's a champion boxer.
Granted, he hasn't battled anyone in the ring, though Rihanna has first-hand experience of how a buck toothed twerp gets rid of his frustrations. But don't worry; all he needed to do was show he was a kind and caring individual by recording a song with crooning foetus Justin Bieber, making everything as right as a jab to the face.
Chris Brown is still capable of selling twelve tickets to fans in America though.
That said, the swaggering didn't exempt him from a slip when performing live the other night. We have video. A video of Chris Brown falling on his stupid, stupid arse.
Unfortunately, we can't find an edited copy of the video, so please skip the insipid music by moving to the three minute mark in the video.
We don't want your ears to vomit do we?
Following this LOL moment, we hope that Chris Brown didn't store up his anger of looking like an embarrassment and smash-up the catering stand in his dressing room following his performance.
The set of Good Morning America suffered a battering from the weak R&B singer when he appeared on the show when the presenters, quite justifiably, asked him why he slapped a woman around. Brown shrugged his shoulders before breaking a window and running around topless.
This time, in public at least, Chris Brown responded well to his stumble and managed to pick up the pieces to sing to his audience of tens. The little slugger even tried to make light of the situation by saying:
?I know y’all see me bust my ass! It’s because I love y’all!”
That's right everyone, according to Chris Brown, if you want to show your love for friends, family or peers, don't give them hugs or overpriced gifts. Instead, just fall over and then immediately get back up.
You might initially think they're moronic or suffering a stroke, but according to the coolest cat in R&B, this is how you demonstrate mad love.
Since a judge told Chris Brown he can't show his affections through beatings, we guess he's had to change somehow.
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angela says
I do not mean any harm, but in my opinion, this is a studid article.
LEX says
It was raining outside thats why he fell. This is the most stupid article I have ever read in my life…..
Danielle says
this article is a load of shit!! it makes no sense whatso ever!! like what is the point in writing this? its just dumb and a waste of ur time! its quite clear that u dont like the guy so whyy are u feelin the need to write a bloody article on him? yeah he fell on stage but thats litterlly got fuck all to do with what happened back in 2009 and the GMA situation!
kay says
who wrote this article!!!!.this person must be crazy and stupid!!.
Steven says
Gay fucking article. If ur gna try an ruin his career u better get one. Instead of sitting at home and writing gay ass weak articles like this. Ur joke. And everybody who likes this article is to.
Conrad Turner says
So… let me just get this straight here… being gay… that’s a bad thing in your eyes, yeah?
Cookie Monster says
The only harm that you do is to yourself. Well done.
Sharon says
You think anyone cares about this article? Look dude,i see your point! But all of this shit is in the past,if your tryna make it big as a journalist stay on new stories! Everyone knows what happened with chris and rihanna! Fuck sake, this article is the saddest and most pointless one ive ever seen!
Mangosta says
My momma always said ‘Studid is as studid does’.
Mangosta says
Hey, at least they probably know that the word ‘you’ consists of three letters. Like the words ‘tit’, ‘nob’ and ‘end’.
Robert says
First off, as mentioned, it was raining the entire concert. And secondarily, Chris Brown was a straight A student who excelled at everything he did, dumb ass! Do some research and please understand that beating up on this dude virtually THREE YEARS after he beat up on someone else makes you an idiot, not the person moving on with their life. By the way, over 35 % of straight relationships have intimate partner abuse (formerly known as DV) during the course of the relationship, so you are also insulting a huge chunk of the American population!! The fact of the matter is that Chris Brown is the most prolific, hard working artist in the game, and getting more creative every day. Thats why scores of artists want to work with him!!! Move on, dude……..you sound shrill and ignorant!!
Dara7979 says
I hope that writing articles is not a way of life for you because ….nevermore your not worth my time typing this. Please get a life.
Mangosta says
‘Nevermore’? What are you? Some sort of semi sentient raven?
Sarah says
Are you serious?
over 35% of relationships in America suffer from domestic violence so that makes it OK? What kind of fucking moron are you?
Sarah says
Perhaps if the scumbag little creep wants people to forgive him and forget about “that whole, like, in the past teeny little incident” where he choked his girlfriend, bit her fingers and ear and punched her repeatedly in the face because she was annoyed he got a text from his ex, he should act like he’s sorry and learn to control his temper. He could start by not smashing up TV studio dressing rooms because someone asked him a question about her…
Doesn’t matter how amazing your music is (and his isn’t) if you act like a violent nutjob, people will probably focus on that.
VONiE says
I get this article was supposed to be funny but it really wasn’t. And his “sausage” isn’t even that big.
I really wish people would stop bringing up the past, it’s not do anything for anybody.