After going out with Chris ‘Fists’ Brown, Rihanna has been looking out for someone to dominate her in the bedroom, but in a nice way. Not a Chris Brown way. She said she liked to be treated like a lady, but sometimes, she wants to err on the side of slap, rather than tickle.
And so, with half of the men on Earth sticking their hand up and saying “I’ll do it! I’ll do it!”, she’s rumoured to be hunkering down with someone called Love God.
If anyone can give a lady what she needs, it would be someone called Love God. Unless, of course, they happen to be all gob and no trousers.
While she was back to her native Barbados, she decided to jiggle her jigglies around wearing very, very little (as you can see below).
And during this time, it is rumoured that she hooked up with an old flame.
She was spotted bogling with Love God (or Negus Sealy to his nana) at the Kadooment Day carnival on Monday and they’ve been inseparable since.
Literally you might assume. Perhaps the two have become attached like dogs in heat, in which case, someone get a hose on them to sort it out.
“Negus has hardly left her side. He was her first true love. The ladies here all love him – they call him the Love God?
“They’ve hooked up in the past when she’s been back in Barbados but now things have progressed into a proper relationship again.”
Rihanna and Negus first courted each other in 2006, but alas, she had to go away and be really, really famous instead. You don’t care though. You’ve been avoiding these words in favour of dribbling over the picture of RiRi at the Kadooment Day carnival haven’t you?
Oh well.
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