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Gerard Butler Leaves The Rehab You Didn’t Know He Was In

by Mof Gimmers

Gerard Butler and his nose have ‘returned home and is in good health’ following his visit to rehab, where he was apparently getting treatment for substance abuse issues… not that anyone actually knew he’d gone to rehab.

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Adam Sandler Bags 11 Nominations At Razzies And Therefore, Should Be Killed

by Mof Gimmers

If you’ve enjoyed any film with Adam Sandler in, then frankly, you should be taken to a public square so we can watch your limbs get quartered by horses. What’s left should be chopped up, with the chunks kicked around and mocked by decent, righteous civilians.

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Megan Fox Used To Feel So Damn Unpretty, Or, How To Fish For Compliments The Celebrity Way

by Mof Gimmers

Like those girls who take pictures of themselves in bikinis, tweet them and say “Oh, I feel so fat!” and those that peddle a line of cod-loneliness in a bid to appear attractively quirky, Megan Fox needs some compliments because she doesn’t feel pretty.

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Adam Levine Defends Christina Aguilera And Draws Attention To Her Chub In The Process

by Mof Gimmers

Do you know who singer, Adam Levine, is? Doesn’t matter either way because he’s not hear to do what he’s paid to do. Sing. He’s here to offer his opinions on things which don’t really concern him, yet somehow make for news these days.

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Glee Heartthrobs In Sickening Dog-Eye’s-On-Sticks Courtship

by Mof Gimmers

You may have seen them (probably not in fairness) indulging in a rollercoaster relationship on-screen in Glee, but it appears that Lea Michele and Cory Monteith have taken their romance off-screen.

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Drew Barrymore Possibly Pregnant, Which Is Great News For Future Divorces

by Mof Gimmers

Think about Drew Barrymore. What do you see in your mind’s eye? Is it a precocious child actor with a slight lisp? Is it grunge-approved 90s Drew with her Doc Martens and sociable boobs? Is it elder-stateswoman of Hollywood with a penchant for bad romcoms?

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George Clooney Sad As He Realises Money Buys Only Misery And Disappointment

by Becca Day-Preston

In the latest “they’re just like us, you know” news, George Clooney has given an interview to The Hollywood Reporter, where he grumbles on and on like an interminable granddad who has no compunction making a story about chutney go on for twenty minutes without even a whisper of punchline.

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Angelina Jolie Basks In The Glory Of Numerous Death Threats

by Mof Gimmers

There’s nothing like feeling like a martyr if you’re a pampered, spoiled Hollywood star like Angelina Jolie. It gives her the edge she so clearly craves. She’s not vanilla like that Jennifer Aniston that her partner Brad Pitt used to hump.

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Chloe Sevigny Hates Manchester And Also Might Not Have Any Friends

by Becca Day-Preston

Last year, Manchester’s celeb-spotters were given a new face to follow round the shops and tweet pictures of, a real proper Hollywood-films-and-that face: Chloe Sevigny. She was filming an American telly show where she plays a pre-op transsexual who is also a hired assassin.

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Michael Keaton Signs Up For Beetlejuice 2 (He Won’t Have To Wear Make-Up This Time)

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Beetlejuice? It had that guy with the little head didn’t it? And that song at the end. And the disgusting things like Michael Keaton. Well, would you like to see it return in the shape of a new film?

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