So, Kylie Jenner recently posted some v v cute selfies with her daughter, Stormi. I love Kylie Jenner selfies because she always looks really pretty when you can’t see her trying to move her heavily and tragically injected. Stormi, as you can see, looks skeptical af, but is still mega cute.
While I love the pics, the internet has gone wild over them, and not because they’re cute, but because people think that Stormi looks a hell of a lot more like Tyga than she does Travis Scott. Let’s discuss.
When news broke that Kylie was pregnant with Travis’ baby, Hollywood Hobo Tyga took to Snapchat to say “Nah, that’s my baby”, which he quickly deleted. I mean, of course Tyga did that, he needs to remained connected to the KarJenners for as long as he can to get ANY media attention. It’s like the Kardashians and Jenners are the little boys from the movie Stand By Me, and Blac Chyna and Tyga are BOTH the leech that latches onto little Wil Wheaton’s dick in the swamp scene.
Anyway, people have been saying since pics of her started popping up that, given Stormi’s light skin tone and eye shape, she kind of looked more like she was the spawn of Tyga than that of Travis Scott.
Tyga, being the desperate cock leech from Stand By Me that he is, is clearly loving this theory because it means people are talking about him, and if people are talking about him maybe they’ll put some change in his cup when he begs for it on the side of Rodeo Drive.
Tyga, much like Chyna, once again proved his intense pettiness by posting a baby pic of himself on Instagram not long after Kylie posted her selfies with Stormi, which people think is his way of pointing out how much Stormi looks like his baby and not Scott’s.
While the rest of social media might be yelling “Maury!”, I’m not buying this whole Tyga is Kylie’s real baby daddy thing. Yes, Kylie did get knocked up by Travis like 5 minutes after her and Tyga broke up, but I know Kris Jenner. When the family found out Kylie was knocked up, Kris definitely paid top dollar to get all that advanced testing done, including like immediate, still in the womb, DNA testing so she could know for sure that Travis Scott was the real father, because heaven forbid this family be financially responsible for Chyna AND Tyga for life. There’s no way this child’s paternity wasn’t tested from the second Kris Jenner found out she was brewing in Kylie’s womb, and while I’d believe Kris Jenner would cover up Tyga being Stormi’s daughter, I can’t imagine that Travis Scott would claim the baby of a chick he’d been dating for 30 seconds if it wasn’t 100% his. So yeah, I’m not buying the whole Tyga thing, and soon this shit will blow over and we can stop talking about him again, THANK GOD.