If the title of this blogged shocked you, it should. Literally no woman on the face of this planet loves to get naked and oiled up by gay men just to have more gay men take her picture than Kim Kardashian. This is a known fact.
Yet, for some reason, when the CDFA Fashion Awards took place last night, the somewhat prestigious ceremony, dedicated to, you know, clothes and fashion, opted to give Kim Kardashian the Influencer award. 1) Influencer is not a word, and 2) the irony of the award was not lost on anyone. Not even Kim.
When Kim accepted the award, she noted that it was funny for her to be winning a fashion award since she’s always naked. I agree that it was funny for her to be winning a fashion award, but mostly because of shit like this:
Before she got with Kanye, and the fashion industry started to let her and her family come to cool fancy parties, Kim Kardashian’s sense of style was a fucking MESS. I know the early 2000s were rough on all of us (I literally looked like Avril Lavigne in high school), but there is a certain level of fashion fuckery I can’t forgive, and if Kim Kardashian thinks she can make up for her past fashion crimes by wearing fucking spandex bicycle shorts with stilettos for all of 2018 thus far she is WRONG.
You don’t make up for leggings with uggs by wearing a $600 sports bra and a splash jacket my uncle Leo wore in 1995. Like, who the fuck is this bitch even influencing with these outfits? I get that Yeezy season whatever is attempting to capture mid-level sex worker in 1993, and by God he’s achieving it, but is that was fashion is now? Because I’m forever 90s, but I’m more Clueless and The Craft than Umbro jackets and grandpa sneakers.
Maybe I’m just out of touch.
No, no, it’s the children who are out of touch! (Kimye are both several years older than me)