I keep saying that I just can’t with these two, yet I keep right on blogging about them. The never ending stupid saga of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez continues as multiple sources are reporting that the forever on/off couple is currently taking a little break. Mmhmmm, ok.
Even though they were full on up each other’s asses just a few weeks ago at Biebs’ dad’s wedding in Hawaii, apparently the strain their romance has put on Selena’s relationship with her mom made them decide to cool off for a little bit. They even left church separately on Thursday, which has apparently got the people at Us Weekly SHOOK.
Apparently the only reason dumb and dumber are taking a break is so Selena can get her family back on board with Bieber because right now they’re mega pissed about the reunion. Yes, I’ve always found that breaking up with a guy is always the best way to get my family used to the idea of us being back together.
Allegedly Selena wants to repair shit with her mom, then slowly integrate Bieber back into her mess of a life, so they’re not like broken up broken up, they’re more like Ross and Rachel taking a break broken up, which means Bieber is totally going to sleep with someone else (my money is on Hailey Baldwin since her and Shawn Mendes are dunzo) and he’ll be all like “We were on a break!” and Selena will be super pissed, but it’s fine because they’ll eventually stupidly have a kid together just like Ross and Rachel.
Yes, Biebs and Selena are truly the Ross and Rachel of our generation, except this shit is somehow real life and Chandler Bing isn’t here to amusingly weigh in on it all. I guess we can’t always get what we want.