Surprisingly low-profile couple, Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott, have done an amazing job of keeping their relationship private, much to the dismay of Kylie’s mom, Satan’s top bitch, Kris Jenner. These two didn’t even acknowledge their relationship or Kylie’s pregnancy until several days after Kylie had given birth to their daughter, Stormi.
So I was hashtag shocked when Kylie and Travis did an interview and covershoot together for GQ magazine. However, the shock went away when I realized the interview was actually pretty boring and the pics were just cheap knock-offs of an old Jane Birkin and Serge Gainbourg shoot. Yawn.
Kylie and Travis basically told us shit we already know: they’ve known each other for years, they got serious (and pregnant) after 30 seconds of dating, they fight like normal people, they love each other, Travis cried when his daughter was born, snooze city.
I guess the most interesting part of the whole interview was when the whole “Kardashian curse” thing was brought up, but Travis says he’s not worried about that shit, while Kylie agreed with the interviewer that it wasn’t so much the Kardashian curse as men “flying to close to the sun” and being unable to handle that level of fame and publicity.
Basically the whole thing is really uninteresting and wasn’t really a worthwhile read for me. TBH, I have no fucking clue why I thought these two would reveal anything genuine or fascinating or sexy about their relationship. They’ve kept us in the dark about almost everything (apparently Travis fucking hates the whole fame thing) and, as boring as it is for me, I guess it’s kind of good for Kylie. I mean, she just got out of a relationship with lime light chaser and Hollywood Hobo Tyga, so it must be nice to be with a guy you 100% know isn’t with you for the fame or money. And man oh man does she have money.
Yep, Kylie Jenner has that self-made $900 million to go along with her self-grown ass and tits. SMDH.