For years, tabloid magazines have been insinuating that Jennifer Aniston is Hollywood’s lost cause who will never be lucky in love, but I feel like she should sent some nice flowers Khloe Kardashian’s way, because there is no denying that Koko is officially the most unlucky in love broad in all of California.
First, Lamar Odom does crack and cheats on her with every brothel bitch between Calabasas and Connecticut, now baby-daddy Tristan Thompson has been caught on camera with not one, but TWO other women, all while Khloe is 9 months pregnant with their baby girl.
TMZ recently dropped a video that was allegedly taken in October, when Khloe was 3 months pregnant, of Tristan at the club making out with and motor boating TWO women. Then they released pictures of him going to a hotel with one of those women just this past weekend. Shady shady shady.
I mean, he’s 100% been caught cheating, so there’s really no way he can talk himself out of this, meaning Khloe once again got totally fucked over by a basketball player.
On the one hand, Khloe Kardashian is getting a severe taste of what goes around comes around, because lest we forgot, Tristan left a 6 months pregnant Jordyn Craig for Khloe, so the fact that this guy likes to knock chicks up then bail out for someone new as soon as the third trimester hits isn’t exactly surprising. Nothing should throw up a red flag quite like a man leaving his pregnant fiance for you, so if Khloe is shook right now, then she’s dumber than the baby voice she used to use in all her Keeping Up With the Kardashian testimonials circa 2007-2012.
However, on the other hand, I’m also 9 months pregnant sitting around pleading with a fetus to gtfo of my body, so I know how much of an intensely emotional time this is. I cried TWICE yesterday because my fucking iPhone kept autocorrecting my texts wrong. Khloe might be a dummo for getting involved with Tristan in the first place, but 9 months pregnant is no fucking time to be dealing with this shit, so my heart does go out to her.
However, silver lining, amidst this scandal, Kourtney and Kim still seem to be having a really good time in Costa Rica, because they’ve continued Instagramming their beach adventures while Kris is probably in Cleveland talking Khloe off the ledge #sistergoals