Can you believe it? Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce after 72 days of being married to some 40ft freakshow called Kris Humphries. It’s shocking isn’t it? The most lucrative love story the world had ever seen, is finally over.
Of course, it isn’t over. We’ve got a round of chat-show appearances to go yet, where Kim will gently wipe a solitary tear away while talking of her very real pain and whatnot. But effectively, it’s over.
And the pair have released some statements so we can all clutch our Rosary beads and worry about these poor fragile souls and generally make the same joke about the sanctity of marriage over and over again on social networking sites.