Posts tagged as:

Britney Spears

Wait? What? Britney Spears Sent Naked Photos To Her Bodyguard? What? Really?

by Mof Gimmers

Remember that bodyguard that Britney Spears hired? Now, you may be thinking that she’s got many, many bodyguards in her employee files. However, we’re thinking of the one who slapped her with a lawsuit for sexual harassment last year. The wonderfully named Fernando Flores claimed that Britney would bend right over, in front of him, [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Britney Spears’ ‘Til The End Of The World’ Leaked And It Is Refreshingly Dumb

by Mof Gimmers

Britney Spears, when she gets her finger out, is a fine fine fine pop star. Sadly, she’d had a clutch of tracks in recent years which haven’t quite hit the spot. That said, she averages around one great single per album (sometimes more, granted) which left us wondering if this new long-player of hers, Femme [...]

4 comments Read more >>>

Britney Spears Made $500,000 for Hold It Against Me Product Placement

by Amy Grindhouse

Britney Spears released her Hold It Against Me music video last week and surprised no one when it contained more product placements that choreography. The dance moves were so lacking and lackluster that the sad/ glassy-eyed Britney’s two-stepping had to be disguised with obnoxiously-fast editing. The entire introduction of the video was nothing but the [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Britney Spears ‘Hold It Against Me’ Video: DECODED

by Mof Gimmers

Britney Spears is making her millionth ‘comeback’, which is certain to make most of the world shrug and get on with its day, leaving those mentalist, fervent Britney devotees to foam at the mouth and hurried try to disembowel anyone who dare offer any criticism against their tragic heroine. And of course, there’s lot to [...]

6 comments Read more >>>

Did You Hear The One About Kanye West Letting Britney Spears Go To Number One?

by Mof Gimmers

Kanye West has flung a fair amount of shit while in the public eye. No-one will let him forget his stroppy little tirade when he got all up in Taylor Swift’s face (thereby provoking one of the lamest beefs in pop history). And lately, Kanye’s twitter account has been a rich source of, well, nonsense. [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Have You Been Disappointed By Britney Spears’ New Single, ‘Hold It Against Me’, Yet?

by Mof Gimmers

Britney Spears, should you need reminding, is a singer. You might think that she’s a professional redneck or a hired crackpot, but really, she earns her money as a singer and prancer. When Britney is good, she’s very, very good (hello ‘Slave 4 U’ and ‘Toxic’). However, when she’s average, she’s depressing. And the world [...]

19 comments Read more >>>

Britney Spears Must Really Like Wedding Cake Because, Rumour Has It, She’s Getting Married Again

by Mof Gimmers

You have to hand it to Britney Spears. She keeps punks like us in currency. Everything she does (or more importantly, ever rumour that swirls around that head of hers) is to be reported on, even if it doesn’t even resemble news. The latest bit of gossip to be slapped across these pointless pages were [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Britney Spears Is Being Beaten By Her Boyfriend? That’s Not Even Slightly Funny

by Mof Gimmers

Britney Spears has had a complicated private life, thereby making her absolutely indispensable to the media at large. Sometimes, it is really easy to forget that she’s responsible for some of the greatest pop records of all time (c’mon! ‘Toxic’ is ace!). Too often, the shaving of her head, the break-ups, security claiming they’ve been [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Britney Spears’ Team Scared Ex-Bodyguard Will Expose Her Craziness

by Amy Grindhouse

A former bodyguard of Britney Spears, the most recent to expose her crazy, Fernando Flores, is a threat to the singer’s integrity and is trying to shake her down for an out of court settlement. According to the singer’s delusional team of minders. It has been known for a while that Britney is not the [...]

2 comments Read more >>>

Usher Reveals That He’d Like To Work With People More Successful Than He Is, Like Lady GaGa and Britney Spears

by Mof Gimmers

Usher can dance. Usher can sing. Usher can take a thing as ugly as sex and make it sound even more creepy on record. That’s some achievement. And he can dance. Oh, we’ve mentioned that already. Of course, Usher is a famous enough person, but he’s never quite made it to superstar level. He’s destined [...]

8 comments Read more >>>

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →