Britney Spears’ new single “Work Bitch” comes out in a few days, but first we need to discuss the accompanying cover art, specifically why she looks like she found the fountain of youth.
Apparently “Work Bitch” is code for “Do a lot of work on me in post to make me look way better than I actually do, bitch.” I can just imagine the conversation between Britney and whoever Photoshopped her into the past:
Artist: “Here’s the photo we took of you without any doctoring. Is there anything you’d like changed before millions of people see this?”
Britney: “Ah, yeah, I want to look 10 years younger, bonehead. Like from my Everytime days. Is Stephen Dorff around??I also want my boobs to look really flat and kind of grainy, like they were lifted from a Botticelli painting. Thanks love you!”
Don’t get me wrong ? she looks good (except for her boobs, which seriously look like a painted peasant’s from the 1800s and are weirding me out), and I’m totally digging that blas? “What, bitch?” expression on her face. But like, she also looks fine in real life, without all the ‘shopping.
If photographers and touch-up artists need to do all this work on celebrities, maybe they should stop using insane cameras that capture every single pore and itty bitty line and just start using Instagram like everyone else.It’ll look “down-to-earth”. Plus, no one is going to look at these doctored-up celeb photos and be like, “Wow, So-and-So just doesn’t age!” They’re going to be like, “Nice try, guys ? we all know these bitches look like my grandmother in real life.”
But I digress. Shortly before the “Work Bitch” cover art was released, Britney tweeted a pic of herself from the set of the music video that makes me wonder if she has a positive version of?body dysmorphic disorder and thinks she looks way more bangable than she actually does, which would maybe explain why she thought she could pull off a shaved head.
Joanna says
She’s wearing a skin colored fabric, like the ones you see on dancers. look it up. Your article is pretty much invalid
Malcolm says
What’s with the “I want to look 10 years younger” part? She doesn’t need to look younger as she still is as beautiful as ever in present times.
justin says
Show me a Pop Star that hasn’t been “photo shopped into oblivion”…. WORKBITCH!
No thanks says
Congratulations on tricking me into another page view with a lie :(