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Britney Spears Says She Didn’t Sexually Harass Bodyguard AND He’s A Famewhore

by Mof Gimmers

Earlier today, we may have put you off your lunch by evoking the image of Britney Spears wafting at her undercarriage in an attempt to allure a security guard who really didn’t want to have sex with the singer. Sorry about that. Anyway, Fernando Flores made all manner of dodgy claims about Britney, which of [...]

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Britney Spears Getting Sued By Sexually Harassed Bodyguard With Bleeding Eyes

by Mof Gimmers

Britney Spears once parped about all of the boys and all of the girls wanting to have their way with her in the thinly veiled If U Seek Amy. In fairness, there’s probably a fair number of people who would, given half a chance. However, someone who really doesn’t want to bang uglies with Britney [...]

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Lady GaGa Makes Video After Becoming Most Followed Person On Twitter

by Mof Gimmers

Celebrities and Twitter don’t often mix well. Steve Brookstein (if you can call him a sleb at all) has found himself in bother after shooting his mouth off and Lee Ryan seemed to think it was alright to call people with disabilities and call girls “pig face” (here). However, use it right and you can [...]

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Britney Spears To Make Glee Even More Unacceptably Bad

by Stuart Heritage

If you love Glee and Britney Spears, this is your lucky day. But then, every day is your lucky day, isn’t it?

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Britney Spears’ New Album Isn’t Coming Out Yet

by Mof Gimmers

The media thrives on non-news. For example, stories that say ACTOR X IS NOT SPLITTING UP WITH PARTNER! or FOOTBALLER DEFINITELY DIDN’T PUT HIS OLD CHAP IN A MAN’S MOUTH! and the like. And here’s the latest non-news – Britney Spears’ new album isn’t coming out yet.

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U2 are so rich that you might just puke

by Mof Gimmers

Tooth-sized phallus, Bono, is probably swimming in his room of coins right now while he waits for The Edge to finish making his 500 ft tribute to Barbara Cartland made out of diamonds, saffron and black printer ink.

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Mothers! Let Britney Spears Dress Your Daughters!

by Stuart Heritage

We haven’t heard very much from Britney Spears lately, have we? What could be the cause for that, then?

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Official: Oprah Winfrey Can Kick Your Arse

by Ralph Sanders

Who’s the most dangerous celebrity? Which fiend of myth wields the most power? Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Whatever? She’s only beaten up one toilet attendant, and that’s nothing for a Northern Girl, Cheryl Weedy more like. Russell Crowe? Well, there’s his terrible band with the terrible name and he can throw a mean phone, but that’s nothing new. [...]

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WEBTHUMP: 12 May 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – You will have seen this a billion times already, but because it’s funny, here’s Adam Boulton going all boogaloo on live TV – WatchWithMothers 9 – Kittens + slides = the internet – BestWeekEver 8 – Would you like to see a lovely silk scarf? OK, here is a lovely silk scarf – [...]

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Britney Spears Didn’t Answer The Telephone Quickly Enough

by Matthew Laidlow

FACT, Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. FACT, the moon is made out of a creamy delicious cheese. FACT Britney Spears is the most important singer of our generation. OK, we lie. Parts of the last statement might be slightly true. However, if watching a music video featuring a young girl poncing around in a [...]

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