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Lindsay Lohan To Be Visitor Of The Britney Spears Prison Of Awesome ™

by Amy Grindhouse

Lindsay Lohan will probably receive no real punishment for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace – even though there were multiple witnesses and there’s surveillance video of the entire thing. Instead of going to prison on a theft charge, she’s going to be the first official visitor of the Britney Spears Prison Of Awesome ™. We’re [...]

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Britney Is Not A Corporate Puppet. Probably.

by Joanna Bolouri

Britney Spears has been called a lot of things in her time. Oh yes, insults ranging from ‘tuneless’ and ‘ fruiter’ to ‘baldy’ have been hurled in her direction over the years and no-one really cared to set the record straight as they were all probably pretty spot on. However, one recent slur, cruelly branding [...]

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Britney Spears’s House Is Just A Really Fancy Prison

by Amy Grindhouse

Britney Spears is a prisoner in her own home. Haven’t you heard? The enormous mansions she owns in California and Louisiana are basically ‘prisons’. Really large prisons where the chairs still have padding. While we go and pick the neighbourhood locks in hopes of being thrown into A Britney Spears Prison of Awesome, you may [...]

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Rihanna Wants To Spank Britney Spears

by Mof Gimmers

Rihanna is no longer a mere popstar. By design, she’s become pop-culture’s newest Bettie Page. By flirting with a sado-mas0chistic image and talking about spanking all the time, she’s become the poster girl for those too shy to actually ever try it out in the bedroom themselves. As such, this has seen spectacular idiots equating [...]

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Britney Spears’ Tour To Be Modern And Exciting Thanks To Nicki Minaj

by Mof Gimmers

Of late, pop music seems to have left Britney Spears behind. She’s looking slow, old and lacking in the vitality that once made her so much fun to have around. A string of disastrous romances, leaked druggy-looking videos and court cases have left Britney wobbling around with the grace of a mop bucket. And so, [...]

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Britney Spears Uses A Stunt Double To Do All That Tricky Moving Around For Her

by Mof Gimmers

The world today is filled with Britney Spears fans who are very pleased with themselves. They’ve finished watching her ‘Till the World Ends’ video for the hundredth time and have finally tucked away their genitals, thrilled that Britney hasn’t let them down. Now it is time for them to scour the internet to pick a [...]

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Britney Spears Teases Us With ‘Till The World Ends’ Video By Dancing Like A

by Mof Gimmers

While Britney Spears’ image has taken a hammering over the years, at least she’s still been able to knock out some half decent pop records right? And her next one, ‘Till The World Ends’ looks destined to be a dancefloor winner. However, we’ve got a video to endure before then, which means we’ll have to [...]

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Britney Spears Makes Fraudulent And Deceitful Perfume That Smells Like Meat

by Mof Gimmers

There’s no hiding from the fact that Britney Spears has made some of the most infectious pop records of the past 20 years, but crumbs and crikey, she’s looking a bit glassy eyed and lost at the moment. If it wasn’t for the will to slice up and fast edit her videos, we’d see her [...]

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Britney Spears’ Ex-Husband Has Knocked Up A Third Woman

by Amy Grindhouse

It’s a good thing that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline separated; his Sperm of Steel would have wrecked her womb for good. Britney filed for divorce from Kevin on 7 November, 2007; only days before her entire reproductive system would have caved in, from the constant sperm attacks and the overuse. We’re not even kidding. [...]

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Vanessa Hudgens Sticks It To Disney By Smooching A Girl We’ve Never Heard Of

by Matthew Laidlow

Child stars are funny critters. Once they start to grow pubic hair or develop a deeper voice, it generally means that Mickey Mouse can no longer work with the individual in question, usually tossing them to the pavement for Pluto to mock. Once you’ve appeared in a Disney show, you somehow have to prove yourself [...]

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