For those of you who doesn’t read my posts religiously and engage in my constant self-indulgence, I’ll let you know that less than a month ago I got married, which isn’t what this post is about. What it IS about is that in a cruel twist of fate,?mere weeks after I got married the sex Goddess that is Britney Spears released a lingerie line, which means instead of looking like a fucking hobo in my $10 Victoria’s Secret knock-off?wedding negligee, I could’ve looked like the refined beauty that is Britney Spears.
I accepted a long time ago that God hates me, but it’s become painfully obvious that he loves comeback queen B. Spears because her lingerie line (which I 100% believe she fully designed herself) is on point. Not since 2001 has Britney Spears presented me with a piece of clothing that I would wear, so this is exciting for me.
Britney unveiled her lingerie line in New York during fashion week and she looked fucking amazing! I mean like, 2004 amazing (we can never be 2001-2002 again, that’s just an unobtainable beauty). She rocked a low cut sexy red jumper, her weave looked real and brushed, her make-up was on point, and she seemed like she was on slightly less Ativan than usual.
You can watch the video of Britney presenting “The Intimate Britney Spears” line here, because it sure beats me posting individual pics of all my favorite pieces. Plus, at the end, Britney comes out and the clouds open and the sun shines down and it’s like an actual angel is on a stage full of lingerie (nice try, Victoria.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7pG2Q2X1Po
No, but seriously, I would legit weird all of this. When I heard Britney Spears was creating a lingerie line I was genuinely expecting some fancy Walmart shit, but this shit is like really hot, and Britney Spears hasn’t worn an outfit this nice since her matching denim number with J. Tim which Katy Perry TRAGICALLY tried to mimic at this year’s VMAs.
After presenting her lingerie line, she headed over to Jimmy Fallon in the same sexy outfit to discuss the Pros and Cons of dating Britney Spears:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwKo-FxBACM
Seeing Britney Spears looking this hot again and being funny and not all zoned out warms my jaded little heart. Move over Justin, because Britney has officially brought sexy back.