So last week, Fergie dropped the video for her new song M.I.L.F $ (or just Milf Money, because I don’t believe in using symbols as words for real like that) and it featured such hot moms as Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Tiegan, Ciara, and Devon Aoki, just to name a few.
The video is super tongue in cheek and campy, which I totally appreciate, and it made me think about other music videos starring super hot moms, so I decided to make a list of mega milfy music videos (in no specific order, because that shit is hard to choose).
Please note, that the videos featured might not necessarily be the artists sexiest or best video, but it’s what I consider their sexiest video since actually becoming a MILF. K, thanks.
Gwen Stefani – “Early Winter”
Her fourth single off of her first post baby album, The Sweet Escape, “Early Winter” is a pretty underrated tune that didn’t get a ton of radio play but is a pretty solid jam, but, more importantly, Gwen looks like an absolute mega babe in the video.
Alicia Keys (ft. Maxwell) – “Fire We Make”
This song and video are HANDS DOWN Alicia Keys’ sexiest work thus far. If you thought popping out a baby took the freak out of this woman, just watch this video and you’ll think otherwise.
Jennifer Lopez – “Dance Again”
J. Lo is an ageless sex bomb and it was actually really hard to pick which video is her sexiest since having her twins, but she does some pretty sexy dancing in this video with real life boyfriend Casper Smart so I went with it. Plus, I used to play this song all the time during Saturday Night Social Club and get super hammered.
Beyonce – “Partition”
Again, a super hard choice, but I had to give it to “Partition”. I mean, Beyonce is ALWAYS sexy, but “Partition” is a WHOLE. NUTHA. LEVEL.
Shakira (ft. Rihanna) – “Can’t Remember to Forget You”
I’ll be honest, I think this is a shit song, but it’s Rihanna and Shakira rolling around together acting like pseudo lesbians so, I mean, whatever. I’ll take it.
Britney Spears – “Womanizer”
Most people think of post-baby Britney as a partying with Paris Hilton, head-shaving, hot mess. But, lest we forget, her insane comeback with the album “Circus” and it’s SUPER HOT first video (which is also a JAM), “Womanizer”.
Christina Aguilera – “Candyman”
Before becoming a milf or after becoming a milf, this is 100% X-Tina’s sexiest video, and yes, I am including “Dirrty”. “Candyman” is first class sexy, “Dirrty” made me feel like I might’ve gotten a UTI from watching it.
Faith Hill – “Breathe”
Surprised to see a Faith Hill video on here? Me too. But there is really no denying how sexy that mom of 3 looks rolling around in those silk sheets.
Madonna – “The Power of Goodbye”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0F3M2j0Frk
Madonna has a million and one sexy videos from before she had kids, and she’s released a bunch since then that feel…dare I say…like she’s trying way too fucking hard? But back in 1998, long after having her daughter Lourdes, she released a video for her song “The Power of Goodbye” and she just looks really sexy in it. Like genuinely sexy.
Nelly Furtado – “Maneater”
Remember when Nelly Furtado was a cute, Canadian folk singer, but then started making music with Timberland and released all those sick jams (including this one?) She looked super hot in all of her videos, but “Maneater” definitely gets the top prize.