Celebrities: they’re (sometimes) just like us! And just like you and me, they all have to lose their virginity, even Taylor Swift (even if it is to a stuffed Care Bear). In a US study, it said the average age boys lose their virginity is 16 and the average age for girls is 17, but that doesn’t mean we all meet the average. Hell, some of us aren’t even close!
As someone who is weirdly obsessed with celebrity sex (I have no shame in admitting this), I basically know when and how every famous bitch in Hollywood has lost their V-card, and I’ve decided to share some of the more surprising “first time” stories with you, because we all know I’m not the only one who loves this shit!
Remember back in the day when a still teenager Britney Spears told the world she was still a virgin and she’d like to stay a virgin until she was married? Well, guess what?! SHE LIED! That’s right, Britney’s mom, Lynn, wrote in her memoir, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, that her pop-star daughter lost it to a football stud a fourteen! How could you lie to us like that Britney?!
Back when Katy Perry was an awkward ?16-year-old in Nashville, she lost her virginity in the FRONT seat of a Volvo. I guess there was a bunch of stuff in the back? Teenagers can’t do anything right!
Josh Brolin has always seemed like a bit of a badass, but even this is too much for me. Brolin alleges that he lost his virginity at 11-years-old to a girl named Greta. Is it even possible for a boy to have sex when he’s 11? I mean, there was no way he even had pubes! Gross.
The “never-had-an-ugly-moment-in-my-life” actress lost her virginity at a mere 14-years-old, but the sex alone wasn’t enough for her. Jolie says:
The emotions didn’t feel enough. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend, I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers, things happened.
So I guess Angelina was always wild in bed…
Adriana Lima’s v-card story is surprising in a way unlike all the other stories you’ve heard so far. You see, Adriana, who is one of the most successful and sexiest models in the world, made a decision when she was young that she would stay a virgin until she got married. A decision that she stuck to. And unlike some celebs who made that decision and married young (Jessica Simpson, Kevin Jonas), Adriana didn’t get married until she was 27! That’s right, one of the sexiest women alive didn’t give it up until she was almost?30. Talk about self control!
I’m sorry, but I will never call him “P.Diddy” or “Diddy”. He will always be Puff Daddy to me. But anyway, Puffy was taking bitches to hotel rooms as young as 13! When recalling losing his virginity, he says:
When I was 13, and I felt I was a porno star because I’d been watching porn for so long. In the Bronx you could get a hotel for an hour. I always had $20 or $30 to take a chick to a hotel.
When I was 13, if you wanted to fool around with someone there was a field with some trees around it around the corner. Sure, there was no privacy and it was littered with garbage, but it was free! #priorities
Kim Kardashian lost her virginity at 14 and her mom, Kris, put her on the pill beforehand so she at least wouldn’t be a teen mom. I know 14 seems pretty young to lose your virginity, but think about this: Kim is 14 in the above picture. Look at those boobs! Do you know how much I had to stuff my bra when I was 14 just to get my boobs to look half that size? Answer: a lot.
Though nowadays lots of men find Tina Fey to be super attractive, back when she was younger she didn’t have so much luck. In fact, Tina didn’t lose her virginity until she was 24 and then she married that guy. Yep, Ms. Fey has only had sex with ONE person.
Back when he was 13, Johnny Depp was in a band called The Flame and he alleges that he lost his virginity to some groupie. What kind of groupie bangs a 13-year-old? Where was this band playing? Elementary schools?!
Apparently no one gave Kelly Osbourne a sex talk, because when she lost her virginity at 13 she thought she was pregnant…even though she’d never even had her period before.