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Steven Tyler Is The New Simon Cowell or Ellen Degeneres or Jennifer Lopez

Apparently the next time American Idol makes it to air, you’re likely to hear comments like ‘No, man. You gotta put more scarves on your microphone,’ or ‘Jowls? You call those jowls? These are jowls! (As the quiet shaking of his cheeks can be heard over his microphone for several seconds past his sentence-end). That’s [...]

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American Idol: Shania Twain To Judge Now? Or Anyone?

by Stuart Heritage

The world is still struggling to cope with the news that Jennifer Lopez won’t be an American Idol judge.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Galactic Backside Booted Off American Idol

by Stuart Heritage

This is a shame. We were really looking forward to seeing Jennifer Lopez become a judge on American Idol.

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Everything Goes Wrong For Fantasia Barrino

by Stuart Heritage

Former American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino has been accused of having an affair with a married man.

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Every Single Berserk American Idol Rumour Is Probably True

by Stuart Heritage

You read that right. Fox bigshot Peter Rice says many reports about the future of American Idol are accurate.

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American Idol: Ellen Out, J-Lo’s Mighty Buttocks In

by Stuart Heritage

Remember when we told you that American Idol’s dream judges included Elton John and Justin Timberlake?

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American Idol Might Fire Everyone, Twice, For A Laugh

by Stuart Heritage

Without its gleam-toothed, bumpube-haired talisman Simon Cowell, American Idol has found itself in a muddle.

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American Idol Loses Simon Cowell, Gains Audience Of Perverts

by Ralph Sanders

You know what it’s like, one day you’re riding high in the ratings with the hottest talent show in town helmed by the Dark Lord of Showbizness himself. You’re King Biscuit in the realm of finding slightly-disappointing karaoke singers. The next day you’ve lost the main judge, you’ve seen the show finish with two of [...]

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