Celebrity boob enthusiasts! We don’t mind if you don’t want to read these words and get straight to the mammaries. Yes. There’s a picture of Jennifer Lopez’s right boob over the jump. Honestly. Go straight there. You’ll miss some jokes but the traffic is all good.
Right. For those of you who remain and want to see what words we’ll write about J-Lo’s right buster, we’re all poised like a coiled sponge to disappoint.
So what’s happening? Well, the American Idol judge allowed her bubular to hang out while appearing on a German TV show, clearly enjoying the fact that they’re all sexually liberated over there with their porn films, hairy genitalia and their penchant for tanga briefs.
While promoting her new album (no, we had no idea either – nothing on it will be as good as Jenny From The Block or If You Had My Love, betcha), Lopez decided to expose herself a little too much.
The boob happened after J-Lo appeared in a horse drawn carriage for the live filming before discovering that the wind and floaty clothing don’t often get along.
Initially, it looked like Lopez was going to flash her famous bottom (which very nearly appeared in a sex tape recently) at everyone, but the host saved the day. Well done.
Then her boob fell out. See for yourself.
Image via stylejacking
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JoeMomma says
That’s whole heartedly underwhelming. You might as well have Googled ‘mature gypsy boobs’ and found the same thing.
dog wover says
She isn’t impressive at all in the boob dept. so I can’t see what you guys are all riled up about. Other points on J.Lo:
She has the exact same personality of every “look-at-me-i-have -no-talent-but I’m sooooo-special-you-must-worship me” nincompoop tramp on the planet.
She married “the world’s ugliest man” and then had kids with it. And damn them are UGLY kids
She is filthy rich and above everyone now. We are all slithering peons because she got rich
Can’t wait until she drops off the planet
CJ says
The reason this is even news is because the obama lovers are trying to steer your attention away from the real important news and issues. That is what liberal media does and that is how a socialist government works.
JoeMomma says
CJ – Alex Jones is a shill.