They say that being a mother is the hardest job in the world, so imagine how hard it is to not just be a single mother of two but a single mother of two who waves her bare vagina around in public all the time like she's waiting for it to dry.
Because that's more or less what Britney Spears is these days. And, what do you know, some people are suggesting that hanging out in LA with Paris Hilton and letting your baby-ravaged flapjack dangle out the bottom of your skirt when people are taking photos of you might not be the best way to raise two little boys. Speculation about the quality of Britney Spears' mothering skills has reached fever pitch, and it seems to have gained the attention of the Los Angeles Department Of Children And Family Services who – according to reports – are all set to pay a visit to Britney Spears' house to check on the welfare of her children and possibly implore Britney to cover up her mimsy for once in her effing life.
These last couple of weeks have conclusively proved that Britney Spears has still got it. Britney Spears can still attract publicity like the best of them, be it through splitting up with Kevin Federline, going on a freakishly long lost weekend with Paris Hilton or by possibly having her very own sex tape shortly coming out. Why, just yesterday Britney Spears was named as the most-used search-term on the internet, just edging out Jessica Simpson after a last-gasp surge of 'Britney Spears Vagina Knickers Naked Minge LOL' searches nudged her across the finishing line first.
But all this renewed interest in Britney Spears has come at a price. And that price is Britney Spears' kids. Britney Spears hasn't had the most serene two years as a mother; her first-born Sean Preston has been driven around unsafely, almost dropped on his head, actually dropped on his head and driven around unsafely again, while Britney Spears has already called new baby Jayden James a mistake and gave him a confusing other name for a few months. So add to this a) Britney's new-found love of child-free partying and b) Kevin Federline's custody request and you've got yourself possible reason for the Los Angeles Department Of Children And Family Services to get involved. MTV reports:
"The (Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services) has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on Sean Preston and Jayden James,’ a source told the New York Post. "The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behaviour." And apparently Brit's family are said to be worried about her antics with new pals, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. "Lynne, Britney’s brother, Brian, and her dad, Jamie, are very upset and are trying to stage an intervention with her manager’s help," said the source. "Her dad is not happy. He told her that she’s a grown woman and needs to act like one, and she’s been making bad decisions."
Whether or not the child services are going to investigate Britney Spears for apparently ignoring her two children remains to be seen. Hopefully, though, this report will serve as a wake-up call to Britney, so she can quit partying and concentrate on her dual role as mother and pop singer who implies that she wants to show you her vagina a lot instead of a dumb slapper who insists on pushing her vagina in your face while you're trying to eat a sandwich.
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Matt says
Considering how spectacularly she’s gone off the rails, I suspect that Britney was probably brought up badly herself.
Doesn’t matter how much money someone has. If they never learned responsibility early they never will.
shhhh says
the vagina pic isn’t moving because you keep looking at her for a while… that’s why isn’t moving. i hope i helped.
sorry for not reading the rest of this garbage “news”.