It's official – Britney Spears has now gone one full week without managing to mess everything like some kind of mentally-deranged pop Godzilla rampaging through a nursing home with gamma rays pelting out of its bare vagina.
Not only has Britney Spears managed to beat a drug test and see demand for her new album reach such a deafening pitch that the release date has been moved forward, but now a court has told Britney Spears that she can at last spend the night with the things she loves most. That's right – random guys she picks up on the street and family-sized packets of Cheetos. No, wait, that's not right at all – we mean her two baby sons. Britney Spears has been granted overnight visitation rights to Sean Preston and Jayden James so long as there's a court-approved monitor present. Those lucky kids – is there nothing that children love as much as trying to sleep when there's a fierce unblinking stranger in the corner of the room snarling and making notes?
Throughout all this Britney Spears/ Kevin Federline custody battle, it's occasionally appeared as though nobody was thinking about the children. And, for once, it's not because any children would obviously be safer under the care of a screaming, emotionally-disturbed clown with thrashing deformed flippers for arms than either Britney Spears or Kevin Federline. It's actually because, when Britney Spears had custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James, they had a fixed routine to get used to. True, the routine mainly involved listening to Britney Spears babbling and farting then going to the dentist to hear a man be appalled at the notion of babies getting their teeth whitened then staying up until 3am so they don't wake Britney up in the mornings, but it's still a routine.
Now? Now that Britney Spears has suffered the indignation of losing custody of her kids to a jobless man with a pirate fixation, those poor kids are all over the place – first they just stayed with Kevin Federline, then Britney Spears came over for a bit in the daytime and now, thanks to a court ruling yesterday, the boys will be allowed to sleep over at Britney's house from time to time. And all because Britney Spears finally decided to show up to court in person, albeit five hours later than she was supposed to. The New York Daily News reports:
Wearing jeans, sunglasses and carrying a can of Coke, Britney Spears waltzed into court five hours late Thursday and got what she wanted — overnight visits with her kids. Apparently the judge was impressed with her decision to finally show up and fight for little Jayden James, 1, and Sean Preston, 2. Judge Scott Gordon, who earlier deemed Spears a "habitual, frequent and continuous" drug and alcohol abuser, agreed to grant her one overnight visit per week so long as a court-approved monitor is present the entire time.
It's topped off a hugely surprising five-day run of good news for Britney Spears. Not only has she been able to remind her kids that the woman who almost killed them a couple of times still loves them – and that's the way it'll stay until someone makes a statue of a baby clawing its way out of Kevin Federline's bum – but Britney Spears has also passed her drug tests and has announced plans to release her new album really rather soon.
But the overnight visits by her two beloved sons have to be the cherry on the cake for Britney Spears. And Sean Preston and Jayden James must be thrilled about it too, because now at least they get to resume the most important part of their daily routine – the 2:30am Mexican restaurant trip.
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Judge Allows Sleepovers For Britney Spears And Kids – New York Daily News
Jodi says
It is very sad to see the tone of this article….just shows how many fools that K-Fed was able to mislead with his constant slander and abuse of his ex-wife whom clearly was in a post ttraumatic stress situation. Even after the court has clearly seen several clean drug tests from Britney and has never seen a posative drug test from Britney, we still have this tone that says this author, Stuart Heritage believed all the lies K-Fed and the fired body guard told. There is no question that Britney has been under stress but clearly the habitual drug stories are Bull crap. K-Fed was dumped by Brit for running around while she raised 2 kids. But upon being dumped he knew his meal ticket was gone and so he started terrorizing Britney with stories like, “his pot smoking would show up in her hair analysis and so she shaved her head.
Brit needs to tell the judge that she will buy a house for the kids to live. Each parent will be staying at the kids house when it is their turn to have custody. Brit will pay for the house and all expenses for her kids. K-Fed will have no child care expense and therefore will not be getting child support. He will need a job soon.
Smoodge the Naked says
Too bad she didn’t stroll in 5 hours late and greet the judge with one of her trademark mic-shattering peals of reeking flatulence.
Adam Gade says
@Jodi
Yeah hecklerspray! Shame on you for being in K-Fed’s smelly pocket! All that farting, crying and insanity was just a ploy until one of her enlightened fans came along.