Does anyone else feel uneasy? Two stories in two days about how things seem to sort of be going in Britney Spears' favour – doesn't this mean that, to redress the cosmic balance, an African village has to fall into the sea or something?
Apparently Britney Spears spent her yesterday getting her first chance to spend time with her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James since a judge tugged custody of them out from underneath her recently. True, it's been reported that Britney Spears spent her time with the kids monitored by a court-appointed parenting coach, but there's no doubt at all that seeing her children will help Britney Spears calm her ways enormously. Good news all round. Well, except for Sean Preston and Jayden James, who had to put up with a slightly crazed woman babbling at them in a made-up language and farting like a spluttery clown-car engine all the time, but for everyone else it was all tickety-boo.
It's been a long time coming, but Britney Spears looks like she's starting to get her life back in order. That's obviously not much of a compliment, of course – after Britney's bodged MTV performance and custody-loss of her children and hit and run charges and her general vagina-flashing, greasy-dressed, bald-headed rampaging, the only way that Britney Spears' life could have got any worse is if she inadvertently set fire to the whole world – but these things are better taken as baby-steps, right?
Yesterday we reported that Britney Spears was releasing Blackout, her first new album in four years. While having a new set of songs to promote should help to sharpen Britney Spears' mind, she also got to spend yesterday with her two young sons – the first time since a judge decided to hand custody of them to a pirate. And the good news is, since there hasn't been any reports of Britney Spears driving them around dangerously or dropping them on their heads – the visit seemed to be a success. At least more of a success than last time, when Britney Spears refused to meet her kids because she didn't like the whole 'parenting coach' idea. amNY reports:
Spears missed the first court-monitored gathering because she reportedly wasn't comfortable with the parental coach watching her interact with her boys. As a result, the tykes, along with ex-husband Kevin Federline's bodyguard and the coach, were left waiting at her front door for over 40 minutes. Spears, unbelievably, never answered the door. This time around, TMZ sources said Spears' sons were spotted entering the pop star's Malibu home, as well as walking around the gated neighborhood with their mama later that afternoon.
Good. Walking round a neighbourhood is a definite step up from babbling in invented languages and farting, so that's a very encouraging sign that Britney Spears is ready to start taking her responsibilities as a mother seriously again. Maybe, with some time, effort, court-assisted outside help and good old-fashioned application, Britney Spears will one day soon be ready to take control of her kids again. And maybe, who knows, the time might come when people think she's an even better parent than Kevin Federline. Yes, that's exactly the sort of giddy pinnacle that Britney Spears should be aiming for.
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Baby Milo says
Haha… “muttering in an unknown language”. Thats hilarious if you ask me! haha.