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New Moon, Whatever That Is, Tops Weekend Box Office
Monday, 23 Nov, 2009 – 14:00 | No Comment
New Moon, Whatever That Is, Tops Weekend Box Office

Obviously when we saw New Moon, we mean The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Because that’s the film’s official title.

Jon & Kate Gosselin Still Exist, Apparently
Monday, 23 Nov, 2009 – 13:00 | 2 Comments
Jon & Kate Gosselin Still Exist, Apparently

We’re thrilled to announce that this might just be the last thing we ever write about Jon & Kate Gosselin.

Quit Smoking! Be A Better Murderer!
Monday, 23 Nov, 2009 – 12:00 | One Comment
Quit Smoking! Be A Better Murderer!

One of the worst things about smoking – and this is true – is that it really impedes one’s ability to chase down strangers with chainsaws and brutally murder them.

AMAs Throw Prizes At Taylor Swift & Michael Jackson
Monday, 23 Nov, 2009 – 11:00 | One Comment
AMAs Throw Prizes At Taylor Swift & Michael Jackson

The American Music Awards – like the Grammys, but more likely to make you lose total faith in humanity – always surprise.

X Factor Recap: You Killed Jedward, You Monsters
Monday, 23 Nov, 2009 – 10:00 | 5 Comments
X Factor Recap: You Killed Jedward, You Monsters

Notice how the sun’s not shining quite as brightly today? Notice how everyone looks considerably more miserable today?

Chris Brown Is A Really Excellent Binman
Friday, 20 Nov, 2009 – 14:00 | No Comment
Chris Brown Is A Really Excellent Binman

Chris Brown can’t change the past – if he could, he would have done a better job on Rihanna and then fled to Mexico.

John Kerry’s Daughter Busted For Glug Glug Vroom Vroom
Friday, 20 Nov, 2009 – 13:00 | 2 Comments
John Kerry’s Daughter Busted For Glug Glug Vroom Vroom

Having watched the last season of 24, we’re fully aware that you can never trust a politician’s offspring.

SLACKERJACK – ClickPlay 2
Friday, 20 Nov, 2009 – 12:00 | No Comment
SLACKERJACK – ClickPlay 2

clickplay 2, online gameClickPlay 2 is adorable and frustrating at the same time, much like a beautiful woman or a puppy who won’t stop pooing on your carpet.

It couldn’t be simpler to play – in ClickPlay 2 you just need to complete levels by clicking your mouse as little as possible. But since the levels variously involve minigolf, car jumping, tree climbing and all manner of brain-twisters so mercilessly twisty that you’ll be begging your computer for forgiveness after a couple of seconds, that’s obviously going to be harder than it sounds.

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