Articles by Stuart Heritage
Obviously when we saw New Moon, we mean The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Because that’s the film’s official title.
We’re thrilled to announce that this might just be the last thing we ever write about Jon & Kate Gosselin.
One of the worst things about smoking – and this is true – is that it really impedes one’s ability to chase down strangers with chainsaws and brutally murder them.
The American Music Awards – like the Grammys, but more likely to make you lose total faith in humanity – always surprise.
Notice how the sun’s not shining quite as brightly today? Notice how everyone looks considerably more miserable today?
Chris Brown can’t change the past – if he could, he would have done a better job on Rihanna and then fled to Mexico.
Having watched the last season of 24, we’re fully aware that you can never trust a politician’s offspring.
ClickPlay 2 is adorable and frustrating at the same time, much like a beautiful woman or a puppy who won’t stop pooing on your carpet.
It couldn’t be simpler to play – in ClickPlay 2 you just need to complete levels by clicking your mouse as little as possible. But since the levels variously involve minigolf, car jumping, tree climbing and all manner of brain-twisters so mercilessly twisty that you’ll be begging your computer for forgiveness after a couple of seconds, that’s obviously going to be harder than it sounds.
