Articles by Stuart Heritage
The world can be odd sometimes. For instance, what’s hotter than watching a blonde bigot diddle herself on camera?
We know what you’re thinking – why would Josh Duhamel even think about cheating on Fergie with a stripper?
The worst thing about Cloverfield was that all the characters were dicks, so you ended up siding with the monster. In Monster Evolution, that problem doesn’t exist.
Because, you see, you are the monster. You run around eating people and then, once you’ve eaten enough, you evolve. Depending on the evolutionary path you’ve chosen, you end up as one of several giant, fully-evolved monsters. We particularly like the giant monster with a hammer for a head, but you may choose differently.
The first half of Rihanna’s tell-all Chris Brown interview has finally aired, and what a shock it was.
We’ve been running a lot of competitions lately, and they’ve all been doozies. But this one might just be the dooziest.
You see, today we’re giving away two flights to the Canary Islands. Not a DVD of a flight, not tickets to see the flight in concert – two actual flights that will literally take you all the way to the Canary Islands. And back again.
We’ve been given the prize by Canary Islands Tourism, and if we had any fewer scruples than we actually do, we’d fix it so that we could win. But we won’t. Competition details after the jump…
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Carrie Prejean is multi-talented, we’ll give her that. Just look at all the jobs she’s had this year alone.
There’s a good chance that Kristen Stewart is the most envied girl on the face of the planet right now.
Here’s an embarrassing admission – we recently played Toss The Turtle for two and a half hours without a break.
And not just because Toss The Turtle sounds like it should be about masturbation, either. Instead it’s one of those ‘throw a thing and see how far it’ll go’ things that you’ll have played a billion times before. However, in Toss The Turtle you have to save up for upgrades, and that’s bound to keep you hooked. Especially when you’re saving up for the tank that’ll fire you 100 miles in one go.
